Who would you Punch in the Face

[tthor]

you can punch one person/thing in the face, who do you punch?

personally, i would punch my punch Me from 15 minutes ago. 15 minutes ago, i would have been just sitting on the computer, when suddenly another me appears out of nowhere and suddenly punches me in the face, then disappearing, and i would just be going 'WTF?!'. then 15 minutes later i would discover that i can punch someone in the face, so being that i am still pissed that Me punched Myself in the face, i would go back 15 minutes to punch myself in the face to get revenge, thus creating an infinite loop of me punching myself that may very well shred the fabric of spacetime =)

 

[Da Joz]

Billy Fucillo

 

[Sewblon]

Uwe Boll, so that he will know how his critics feel.

 

[madcap2112]

Mark David Chapman, the guy who shot John Lennon

 

[Actual]

Big Ben

 

[Valate_v1legacy]

Jack Thompson.

 

[ma55ter_fett]

Godzilla, assumeing I could it would be the most manly thing ever.

 

[Simalacrum]

... no one, actually.

I'd rather hug someone ^_^

 

[Frankydee]

My old sixth grade teacher.

 

[Monkeytacoz]

Oprah

 

[ArcWinter]

I wouldn't punch anyone, I'm a pacifist.
A violent pacifist.


But if I had to, I'd punch the person in America with the lowest IQ, while yelling "Taste my pacifist!"

I can't think of anyone else.

 

[Ammadessi]

Michelle Bachmann.

No explanation why, just that I'm a non-violent person and she's the only one I've ever really wanted to deck.

 

[Sassafrass]

Nick Griffin.
Simples. And let's see him smile at that...

 

[DazZ.]

Anyone with an exploding face.

 

[GodofDisaster]

Uwe Boll, so that he will know how his critics feel.

Could you give him one for me to please.

Also I, would like to punch one of the Jonas brothers, "hmm but which one should I hit"? As the Op's thread states that I'm only allowed to hit one person.

 

[skywalkerlion]

Big Ben

Coming from a Pittsburghian (or whatever), I decide to punch Actual in the face.

Seriously though, it's be..hmm. I don't hate anyone enough to punch 'im in the face.

 

[shadowstriker86]

Uwe Boll, so that he will know how his critics feel.

no i dont think you'd punch him. he's the type of guy you tie up in a burlap sack, cover it in gravy and throw it into a pit of rabid wolverines and gary busey.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I'd punch Fred Phelps... and his family if allowed.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

This one guy who lives nearby who just started exercising a week or so ago and is incredibly smug about it deserves my fist in his face. Funny how he likes to show off his abdomen, or as I like to refer to it, his one-pack.

Please.

 

[ThatZombieGuy]

I'd punch whoever invented Diet Coke. I'm not slimmer jackass!