Who would you Punch in the Face

[Ben Jamin]

Probably the Australians who decide what games are allowed to be sold here.

Also Morpheus. Because doing so would make me God.

 

[Macaco]

i would probably punch Franklin Delanor Roosevelt, assuming i could bring him back to life first

 

[Baconator96]

id punch canadamus_prime for being an emo

 

[Yokai]

I'd punch Cthulhu. That would be fun.
I also wouldn't mind punching Miley Cyrus in the face, getting revenge for the horrors she's unleashed upon the musical world, and hopefully bringing her back down to earth. Good lord I hate starlets.
I'd also punch the governor of Texas in the face, for executing people with nearly any evidence that they even committed a crime.
I'd also punch the guy who invented SecuROM, Charlie Fucking Sheen, Zac Efron, and I'd go back in time and punch Mussolini, and I'd punch Sarah Palin and Bill O'Reilly and GRAAAAH....

In fact, I could make a list of people to punch in the face and it would be a mile long.

you, for making this thread.
JK, probly the ***** who wrote artemis foul who thinks she can write a sequel to Hitchhikers Guide

Uh...that was a guy. And I don't think that's quite punch-worthy. Obnoxious, but not truly, nose-breakingly, cheek-ripplingly, black-eyedly facepunch-worthy.

 

[OrionKurnous]

Ayn Rand.

 

[jpoon]

All of the Rothschild family. They need to be punched and much much worse, which would follow immediately after the punch.

 

[hungoverbear]

I'd punch Fred Phelps... and his family if allowed.

I second this.

Also, Glenn Beck. Someone had to say it.

damn you beat me to it. I'd say Sarah Palin and Bigfoot.

 

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

I'd punch god.

 

[mrhappyface]

Jack Chick, although he's so old I'll probably just give him what he wants and send him to Jesus.

 

[IxionIndustries]

A velociraptor..

 

[Commander Jack Rankin]

This one dumb broad I had the misfortune to encounter at work today. She commented on how "rude" I was by dropping an F-Bomb on me. Stay classy, sweet pea!

 

[US Crash Fire]

I'd punch the guy who crucified Jesus.
I mean, I'd love to see paintings of the Holy Falcon Punch.

[http://img196.imageshack.us/i/holyfalconpunch.jpg/]

 

[Kilaknux]

Either Russel Brand or Nick Griffin.
Brand for:
a. Being absolutely unfunny
b. Being a womanising wanker

As for Griffin, if you know who I'm talking about, you know the reason already.

 

[fuzzball]

I wouldn't punch anyone, I'm a pacifist.
A violent pacifist.


But if I had to, I'd punch the person in America with the lowest IQ, while yelling "Taste my pacifist!"

I can't think of anyone else.

Cookie for you. Nice Pun, haha.

OT: I would punch myself 15 minutes in the future, because then 15 minutes later i would know it was coming and could kungu fu fight myself, which be the ultimate test of myself, either way i win so yay!

 

[Scaredpanther0101]

I'd go back and punch Rommel while he was at his wife's birthday then i would proceed to kick her.

 

[Jedamethis]

I punch the first human who decides to wage war on aliens if they arrive.
I'm being useful