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The mongolians invaded the west with their huns and continued into south america through the top of africa's snowy atlantic coast. Soon after Santa clause came from Christmas land and invaded halloween town just to kill everyone on the earth and kill everything in space. All the planets explode and fly into earth causing the planet to spin out of control into the sun. Luckily a giant T-shirt fly's in the way of the sun and the earth and catapults it into a small astroid which throws it back into place. The world slowly grows back to its normal state. Towns begin to build themselves back up again. Unfortunately Haseo, from .//hack goes on a raping spree and kills your mother and your father. Thought things were all better didn't you? Sorry :/ Who ya gunna call?