Who's the "Red Shirt" in your life?

[awesomeemosewa]

been in scool like 4 weeks now and i found lots of red shirts. i end up spinning an the chair while they do all the work. muhahahah..cof (atemting eavil laugh but cold got me again i sneesed...)

 

[LeonLethality]

my friend James known on these forums as Logic 0 but yeah hes my scape goat, he hardly complains due to the muffleing and the duct tape I mean his awesomeness

 

[AvsJoe]

My friend Bill. Our group's Plan A when we get into trouble is to blame Bill. He doesn't mind and it makes for a great inside joke.

 

[Spore]

depends on what needs to be done

if something stupid i.e. snowboarding down a frozen river to see if the other guys don't go through I usually volounteer...

dunno if that makes me the red shirt tho...

 

[toapat]

Everyone who isn't me and one other person, pretty much.

I would make for a horrible General - all throwin' people at a problem until I either run out or it gets solved.

Same with my friends, really.

thats how Stalin did it, and that worked

pretty much everyone around me is a red shirt, as im the most intelligent and i generally lead

 

[Kuchinawa212]

I'm the redshirt of myself

*sigh*

 

[Spaghetti]

It'd have to be my friend Matt. Always there when we need something done we don't want to do.

 

[zacaron]

my shirt is stained red but thats usualy because of the afforementioned people in red shirts, well thats how it works in RPGs usualy

 

[General Ken8]

One of my friends who always does crazy things i'd say
i'm the innocent one in my crazy group of friends

 

[Deleric]

Everyone who isn't me and one other person, pretty much.

I would make for a horrible General - all throwin' people at a problem until I either run out or it gets solved.

Same with my friends, really.

In my head, all your posts now have the voice of Zap Brannigan.

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."

 

[Logic 0]

My friend leon or you know him as LeonHellsvite he's the greatest pawn ever he just stands

there and takes it.

 

[cleverlymadeup]

Aye I knew it comes from star trek, but I felt that particular quote was a very good sum up of the red shirt's role

-EDIT-
I remember one particular episode of TNG where you've got all the officers and one random unnamed person surrounded by surly aliens with disintegration guns. I could only say "Oh you poor bastard" as the aliens took aim.

one year the security for TorontoTrek, a fan run ST con, all wore red shirts and they had a target painted on the back and it said "security"

VALLEY GIIIIRRRRRRRRL!!!

fer sure fer sure

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

I'm gonna get this out of my system,so bear with me hear

-snicker- you said anal -snicker-

yes I'm that childish,moving on.I don't have anyone expendable in my life,does that make me sad,or lonely?

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

i'd have to say B Company, cookie for the very easy reference.

Bad company maybe? (teh durrz)

Anyway I would have to say a kid called James. He is R-E-T-A-R-D-E-D, I gave him some grass in a rolly and told him it was weed and when he smoked it we was all like "woah man Im so high right now, I bet if I get hit or something I won't feel it" so then I punched him in the face. (Note I may seem like an asshole but this kid is beyond annoying and stupid)

 

[Hexenwolf]

Everyone who isn't me and one other person, pretty much.

I would make for a horrible General - all throwin' people at a problem until I either run out or it gets solved.

Same with my friends, really.

Wow, that's a much better strategy than throwing money at a problem.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Robots were invented for that purpose.
They're in Car factories because they do better jobs welding, don't need to be paid, and in the event that one douchebag Kuka [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KUKA] makes a mistake, no one complains about a Union or missing limb. UCAVs may be expensive to develop, but sure as heck they're cheaper to operate and train.

 

[siffty]

IT guy at my school

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

i'd have to say B Company, cookie for the very easy reference.

Bad company maybe? (teh durrz)

Anyway I would have to say a kid called James. He is R-E-T-A-R-D-E-D, I gave him some grass in a rolly and told him it was weed and when he smoked it we was all like "woah man Im so high right now, I bet if I get hit or something I won't feel it" so then I punched him in the face. (Note I may seem like an asshole but this kid is beyond annoying and stupid)

CORRECT, WE HAVE A WINNER.

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