Why am i cursed with such women?

[Clashero]

Yes, people are never perfect. Deal with that.
Also, there is more to women than just their bodies and intelligence. Take into account their skills, their wit, their faces and their personality as well. None of them will have high scores on ALL of those, but if you can find one who's got more than half, do give her a try.

 

[jasoncyrus]

My problem is that I'm a chronic masturbater and don't care about life. That's why I'm single.

Oh to be that guy again, life would be so much simpler.

 

[Calobi]

My problem is that I'm a chronic masturbater and don't care about life. That's why I'm single.

Raise your hand if you just learned far too much about someone. Except for you Kogarian. You go wash your hands before coming back here.

 

[hungoverbear]

Or amazing mind amazing body but has been so wrecked by exes she thinks you'll molest her kids just because you are male -.-

wait what???

I refer to that as daddy issues...

I've heard of daddy issues but that goes well beyond the deep end

okay lets scratch that.. lets call it creepy uncle and or cousin Gomer issues

I agree, btw maybe i havent been here long enough, but how come i see about a hundred "girl issues" topics but i never see women put up any "guy issues" topics on here?

 

[jasoncyrus]

Yes, people are never perfect. Deal with that.
Also, there is more to women than just their bodies and intelligence. Take into account their skills, their wit, their faces and their personality as well. None of them will have high scores on ALL of those, but if you can find one who's got more than half, do give her a try.

If you find one let me know...

My problem is that I'm a chronic masturbater and don't care about life. That's why I'm single.

Raise your hand if you just learned far too much about someone. Except for you Kogarian. You go wash your hands before coming back here.

And Lol.

I agree, btw maybe i havent been here long enough, but how come i see about a hundred "girl issues" topics but i never see women put up any "guy issues" topics on here?

Because girls have a huge list of other local girls to talk to about this stuff, guys, do not.

 

[hungoverbear]

My problem is that I'm a chronic masturbater and don't care about life. That's why I'm single.

remind me to never shake your hand.

 

[CuddlyCombine]

Why is it that 99% of the time when you find someone you could love you find something fatally wrong with them?

Either they are:

Amazing body but horrible mind

Amazing mind but horrible body

Or amazing mind amazing body but has been so wrecked by exes she thinks you'll molest her kids just because you are male -.-

Thoughts?

This hasn't happened to me. And I've met multiple women who are like my girlfriend. Dare I say that your observation is ill-founded?

 

[Timme_Woot]

ur unlikely to find the perfect body and mind. so just settle for good mind and good body. or dont go out with them until u no them.

 

[Kogarian]

My problem is that I'm a chronic masturbater and don't care about life. That's why I'm single.

remind me to never shake your hand.

Oh, come on guys. You act like I don't know where my facet and soap is.
*runs away from computer and quickly searches for said objects.

 

[Timme_Woot]

My problem is that I'm a chronic masturbater and don't care about life. That's why I'm single.

lololololololol

 

[jasoncyrus]

This hasn't happened to me. And I've met multiple women who are like my girlfriend. Dare I say that your observation is ill-founded?

Lucky you, feel free to introduce me to one of them so they are no longer a legendary species to me.

 

[Bigfatstupid]

You can't be too picky when it comes to love. Otherwise, good luck being alone. Everyone knows there's no such thing as perfection. So you should try accepting the faults that come with a person. Isn't that what love is about?

 

[Clashero]

Yes, people are never perfect. Deal with that.
Also, there is more to women than just their bodies and intelligence. Take into account their skills, their wit, their faces and their personality as well. None of them will have high scores on ALL of those, but if you can find one who's got more than half, do give her a try.

If you find one let me know...

My problem is that I'm a chronic masturbater and don't care about life. That's why I'm single.

Raise your hand if you just learned far too much about someone. Except for you Kogarian. You go wash your hands before coming back here.

And Lol.

I agree, btw maybe i havent been here long enough, but how come i see about a hundred "girl issues" topics but i never see women put up any "guy issues" topics on here?

Because girls have a huge list of other local girls to talk to about this stuff, guys, do not.

I have found one, actually. She's got a boyfriend right now, but oh well, c'est la vie. She's got a great face, she's funny, decently intelligent (I won't discuss, say, politics with her, but we can talk about literature and our favourite operas all the time), a good, slender body, probably a result of her gymnastics training (What's it called in English, when they swing from a piece of silk?).
So, keep your hopes up and be optimistic, you'll eventually find one.

 

[asinann]

My only problem is that I can't find a woman that isn't a Corky-from-Life-Goes-On helmet wearing retard that isn't also a complete emotional wreck.

I can handle a woman that isn't the hottest thing on Earth now, but you morbidly obese women and the ones that look like the fell down the ugly tree and still have 9 kids somehow?
Who the hell is sleeping with these women?

And to top it all off these women and ALL NINE of their kids are complete morons (doesn't understand that the restraining order and arrest under stalker laws isn't playing hard to get, but actually means they don't want her.

 

[jasoncyrus]

You can't be too picky when it comes to love. Otherwise, good luck being alone. Everyone knows there's no such thing as perfection. So you should try accepting the faults that come with a person. Isn't that what love is about?

Thats the thing, I'm not loking for perfect.

I'm looking for average. What I'm finding is average with a big flaw. I do everything right but something always get in the way that wedges itself between us that both of use don't like.

I have found one, actually. She's got a boyfriend right now, but oh well, c'est la vie. She's got a great face, she's funny, decently intelligent (I won't discuss, say, politics with her, but we can talk about literature and our favourite operas all the time), a good, slender body, probably a result of her gymnastics training (What's it called in English, when they swing from a piece of silk?).
So, keep your hopes up and be optimistic, you'll eventually find one.

Dangit, thats all i can think of.

 

[Dr.Sean]

go to gamestop and hit on the hottest chick in there.

 

[CuddlyCombine]

Lucky you, feel free to introduce me to one of them so they are no longer a legendary species to me.

I probably am lucky. I mean, I met my girlfriend through a friend; we became closer and closer over the years, and here we are now. It isn't something you can do in a very short amount of time (usually, at least). My mom and dad dated for a year, split up, and then got back together five years later because they realized that they simply loved each other more than anything else in the world.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and be cliched; love doesn't involve luck, or logic, or anything like that. It just involves love.

 

[The Geek Lord]

Dude, at least you manage to get close enough to date women without the complete and utter disgust of them. EVERY. SINGLE. GIRL. AT MY SCHOOL. IS COMPLETELY. RETARDED. I've met maybe, what, two or three exceptions? I've seen so many of these MORONS in my classes that I just have the urge to rip their throats out so that they don't reproduce.

And before anyone says anything about the exceptions to this apparent rule, one is a lesbian, and both (or all three) of them are older than me, in the way that they would look creepy.

 

[hungoverbear]

but you morbidly obese women and the ones that look like the fell down the ugly tree and still have 9 kids somehow?
Who the hell is sleeping with these women?

Desperate times call for very desperate men.

 

[Calobi]

but you morbidly obese women and the ones that look like the fell down the ugly tree and still have 9 kids somehow?
Who the hell is sleeping with these women?

Desperate times call for very desperate men.

And alcohol. Lots of alcohol.