Why am i cursed with such women?

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jasoncyrus

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hungoverbear said:
asinann said:
but you morbidly obese women and the ones that look like the fell down the ugly tree and still have 9 kids somehow?
Who the hell is sleeping with these women?
Desperate times call for very desperate men.
I could never be that desperate, my penis would sulk on me if i tried...and i don't think they'd prescribe viagra for a sulking penis.
 

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jasoncyrus said:
hungoverbear said:
asinann said:
but you morbidly obese women and the ones that look like the fell down the ugly tree and still have 9 kids somehow?
Who the hell is sleeping with these women?
Desperate times call for very desperate men.
I could never be that desperate, my penis would sulk on me if i tried...and i don't think they'd prescribe viagra for a sulking penis.
heres a good one for you to use

Id rather stick my penis in an angry beehive.
 

twistedshadows

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OP, maybe you need to lower your standards a bit. You're going to have a hard time finding the "perfect" girl.

Monkfish Acc. said:
To be fair, women have pretty much the same problems with dudes.

People aren't perfect. When they are, the world repeatedly craps on them until they're far too broken to ever be called so.
If you want love, you have to find someone who you are willing to wholly accept who also wholly accepts you.
Anyone who goes for perfection will be sorely disappointed.
Totally true, especially about women having the same problem with men.

hungoverbear said:
I agree, btw maybe i havent been here long enough, but how come i see about a hundred "girl issues" topics but i never see women put up any "guy issues" topics on here?
Because this site is primarily comprised of the male gender.
 

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hungoverbear said:
jasoncyrus said:
hungoverbear said:
asinann said:
but you morbidly obese women and the ones that look like the fell down the ugly tree and still have 9 kids somehow?
Who the hell is sleeping with these women?
Desperate times call for very desperate men.
I could never be that desperate, my penis would sulk on me if i tried...and i don't think they'd prescribe viagra for a sulking penis.
heres a good one for you to use

Id rather stick my penis in an angry beehive.
Quick Funfact:

did you know that to englarge their penis, mongolians used to rub wasp stings into their shaft and let it hang down through their bed?
 

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pantsoffdanceoff said:
I don't notice that there's a lack of date-able women. I do notice a notable lack of date-ability in myself though..
This to a tee. I honestly wouldn't know about the things the OP is talking about.
 

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Shapsters said:
pantsoffdanceoff said:
I don't notice that there's a lack of date-able women. I do notice a notable lack of date-ability in myself though..
This to a tee. I honestly wouldn't know about the things the OP is talking about.
you are a lucky man then.
 

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You're not the only one man, I'm in high school right now and almost every girl I've met is a complete airhead with a pound of makeup on, or some smart girl who was unfortunately beat by the ugly stick/ has some serious issues. My advice, just keep looking around and try to get to know some more girls, and when you finally see an average to good looking girl that's at least slightly intelligent and you enjoy being around, grab hold of her and never let go. And don't be shy about it for they don't seem to come around often. I myself have found a girl like that, but she's currently dating an emo. *Sigh*
 

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TriggerUnhappy said:
You're not the only one man, I'm in high school right now and almost every girl I've met is a complete airhead with a pound of makeup on, or some smart girl who was unfortunately beat by the ugly stick/ has some serious issues. My advice, just keep looking around and try to get to know some more girls, and when you finally see an average to good looking girl that's at least slightly intelligent and you enjoy being around, grab hold of her and never let go. And don't be shy about it for they don't seem to come around often. I myself have found a girl like that, but she's currently dating an emo. *Sigh*
Yeah it's always a case of someone else beat you to it...just wanna beat that someone else with a stick -.-
 

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jasoncyrus said:
TriggerUnhappy said:
You're not the only one man, I'm in high school right now and almost every girl I've met is a complete airhead with a pound of makeup on, or some smart girl who was unfortunately beat by the ugly stick/ has some serious issues. My advice, just keep looking around and try to get to know some more girls, and when you finally see an average to good looking girl that's at least slightly intelligent and you enjoy being around, grab hold of her and never let go. And don't be shy about it for they don't seem to come around often. I myself have found a girl like that, but she's currently dating an emo. *Sigh*
Yeah it's always a case of someone else beat you to it...just wanna beat that someone else with a stick -.-
I know man, a really REALLY big stick. >_<
 

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O.kaaayyy,
Women with children are difficult. Here are three redomendations:
1. You are not the father - do not act the part, do not give unsolicited advice, and do not pay for anything you did not invite the kids along for.
2. If you are out with the woman than assume that it is her "me time" and treat her like an adult. If she wants to talk about the kids let her, but from your point of view she could be talking about a pet, but for the love of god don't give your opinion unless asked for.
3. Know how seriously she is taking things and be comfortable with it.

I am not an expert, but these are only ideas that have kept me from making mistakes.
 

Halimanya

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Maybe you're going into it with the wrong attitude? Women have let you down and so you head towards relationships expecting disappointment, which could ultimately be leading to your bad experiences? Only a thought, I could obviously be completely wrong, not having much relationship experience myself (Guys find me weird :p

(And on a side note, although this is probably more of a personal thing, I find your attitude a little demeaning. You call women 'chicks' quite a lot and it does come across slightly as you don't expect women to have intellectual conversation as a norm.) That's prolly just me reading too much into things from lack of sleep thou :p

Anyway, just live each day as it comes and don't worry so much about whats going to happen, just enjoy the time you have with the person you like, romantic or not
 

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jasoncyrus said:
hungoverbear said:
I agree, btw maybe i havent been here long enough, but how come i see about a hundred "girl issues" topics but i never see women put up any "guy issues" topics on here?
Because girls have a huge list of other local girls to talk to about this stuff, guys, do not.
Far from true.
I talked to other guys whenever I had an issue with a man, one of the only perks to being a female was that they were willing to give input.

Finding the right person isn't easy anyway.
Honestly, you might be looking just a tad too hard. Most people I've known have found the right one for them by accident, they weren't setting out for a relationship and simply found the person interesting. Bonus that they were attractive (which does play a part in it, both physically and mentally).

Instead of being so picky, try casting a wider net. You might be surprised at whom you find more attractive if you limit yourself a bit less.

Anonymouse said:
God I just want to find a few that are not complete and utter whores.
Most of them that I have met always pretend to be really sweet and loving but that's always just a sham. They are always selfish arrogant bitches who will screw anything at any time.
And oh my god the lies. I swear, give a chick a choice, tell me the truth and no matter what I can handle it and we can be friends or lie to me when theres no need and I will hate you forever and they will always choose to lie.
It is just a pity that the real test of a chicks character can only be done when the relationship has ended.
The break up. If you break up and the chick is sad or stays single for even a little while then she was semi decent. Most however as soon as you break up will pretty much forget you altogether and be fucking some new idiot before the week is out.

I swear if gay guys were not even more insane then chicks I would probably go gay.
I've had the same problem with men. Even in the break up aspect of things too.
Perhaps we do to men what they do to us, or the other way around? I mean, everyone is to blame. The people who do stuff like that, and those that do it to others because they had it done to them.

I'd rather they tell me the truth than lie to me to make it 'hurt less'. What good does a lie do to anyone? You can't fix a problem if you don't know it exists.

Point being, men are just as bad as women, and women are just as bad as men.
 

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MaxTheReaper said:
lordsandro said:
Just don't be picky. Remember that they may not be perfect but so aren't you.
Unless you are.

In which case you are obviously me.

My only problem with the ladies is that my standards are so absurdly high, they are nigh-unattainable.
Also I have serious issues.
At least you admit such things. Then the only person the woman has to blame is herself if she is met with failure (not that she usually will, but that is another topic all together).
 

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MaxTheReaper said:
lordsandro said:
Just don't be picky. Remember that they may not be perfect but so aren't you.
Unless you are.

In which case you are obviously me.

My only problem with the ladies is that my standards are so absurdly high, they are nigh-unattainable.
Also I have serious issues.
If you have serious issues, I highly doubt you can be classified as perfect.
 

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I find a woman with a high intelligence is much more beautiful than a woman with a good body.
 

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Kukul said:
Women suck big time.
Seriously, don't pretend you don't know what I mean, they're either boring, ugly, stupid, mean, or crazy, but mostly ugly and boring. You need to be really handsome or patient to date a woman that's worth paying for.
Women manufacturers really need to get their shit together.
In my experience they are mostly crazy, not so much ugly or boring. I'm talking like 98% insanity rate :S