Why are you awesome?

[Zani]

I can swear in 6 languages.

Damn you beat me by one language... now I just feel generic. *sad face*

 

[oOxatikeOo]

I'm awesome because I painted this picture : http://ooxatikeoo.deviantart.com/art/Kratos-118962017

And because I have a power level of over nine thousand.

>_>
<_<

 

[esperanto]

I also had 2 definitions published on urban dictionary.

 

[Klepa]

I'm awesome because I might buy a new guitar tomorrow.

That's pretty much the full extent of my awesomeness. Better luck next time.

 

[SimuLord]

All right, you asked for it. I've spent nearly 33 years living my life according to what would make the best story in the retelling. Needless to say it's yielded a few good moments:

- Beat Contra, Mega Man 2, and Mega Man 3 on the NES without losing a life (1989-91)
- Hit three kids in the nuts with baseballs in a single season. One was a batter I hit with a pitch, a late-breaking slider that ran in on him. One was the catcher, after the batter fouled a ball I pitched off the plate and it bounced up and caught the catcher in the nuts. The third was at bat, I hit a line drive that hit the pitcher right in the ghoulies. (1991)
- Had sex in a broom closet at Burger King (1996)
- Got walked in by a roommate while I had my girlfriend up against the wall of the kitchen and I was nailing her from behind. Said I: "Hey Meathead, hang on, I'll be done in a minute"...and resumed without missing a beat. (1997)
- Had two girlfriends at once---they knew each other and were OK with sharing, which meant regular threesomes (2000-02)
- Beat the Reno casinos out of $30,000 (2002-05)
- Went back to college at age 31 and pulled a 4.0 grade-point average despite not having seen the inside of a classroom in 9 years (2009-10)
- Got a divorce...and lifted a gigantic wet blanket off of my life, leading to 2010 being one of the best years of my life so far. Last time I was this in command of my life and my destiny was 2004...the year before I got married. So maybe it hasn't all been sunshine and rainbows! I love being single (not to say the occasional warm female companion isn't welcomed, just that I'm not much for the whole "tying myself down again" thing.)

 

[EHKOS]

Because I rap.

 

[ThePostalGamer]

I know Homer Simpson's credit card number.
I own a copy of Space Channel 5 Part 2 that I bought off shelves for $12.97.
I have a life-size (EDIT: Gears of War) Lancer replica sitting on my desk.

Above all, I own an uncensored copy of Dark Sector that I bought off store shelves. Take that, Aussie rating system!

Despite all of this...

Had two girlfriends at once---they knew each other and were OK with sharing, which meant regular threesomes

...I think you win.

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

My Super Nintendo has rubber ducks on it.

 

[Professor Idle]

My unfaltering wit makes me awesome.

 

[Ultracake]

All right, you asked for it. I've spent nearly 33 years living my life according to what would make the best story in the retelling. Needless to say it's yielded a few good moments:

- Beat Contra, Mega Man 2, and Mega Man 3 on the NES without losing a life (1989-91)
- Hit three kids in the nuts with baseballs in a single season. One was a batter I hit with a pitch, a late-breaking slider that ran in on him. One was the catcher, after the batter fouled a ball I pitched off the plate and it bounced up and caught the catcher in the nuts. The third was at bat, I hit a line drive that hit the pitcher right in the ghoulies. (1991)
- Had sex in a broom closet at Burger King (1996)
- Got walked in by a roommate while I had my girlfriend up against the wall of the kitchen and I was nailing her from behind. Said I: "Hey Meathead, hang on, I'll be done in a minute"...and resumed without missing a beat. (1997)
- Had two girlfriends at once---they knew each other and were OK with sharing, which meant regular threesomes (2000-02)
- Beat the Reno casinos out of $30,000 (2002-05)
- Went back to college at age 31 and pulled a 4.0 grade-point average despite not having seen the inside of a classroom in 9 years (2009-10)
- Got a divorce...and lifted a gigantic wet blanket off of my life, leading to 2010 being one of the best years of my life so far. Last time I was this in command of my life and my destiny was 2004...the year before I got married. So maybe it hasn't all been sunshine and rainbows! I love being single (not to say the occasional warm female companion isn't welcomed, just that I'm not much for the whole "tying myself down again" thing.)

You deserve to have a statue x10 the size of you, at your place of birth, that belches fire and says awesome catchphrases every now and then


Nice work man, Nice work.

 

[Gunjack65]

I take judo classes and can keep myself fairly fit.
I have a few freinds, some girls, some boys.
I go to a acting class and I suppose I am a moderatly good actor.
And I am so oviously devillishly good looking.

 

[traineesword]

i have awesome friends, who's awesomeness sometimes reflects off me, misguiding people to believe i am more awesome than i truly am.

IM awesome because I can take my legs behind my head, because I shoot milk and water from my eyes, and because I'm somewhat Insane WROAAAARRRR!!!

and the guy above me sounds exactly like a guy i know from school Beilby is that you?

 

[NoriYuki Sato]

i am THE coolest 20 year old virgin you'll ever meet, yes you read right, i'm a virgin and don't give a shite what you think, also, because my name is Maxx with 2 X's, i play a wicked electric guiatr called 'Son of The Beast' that has a black body and red trim on it, i also play acoustic, write my own music and lyrics, i've been in home-made movies for shits and giggles, i'm a gamer that aspires to work for BioWare someday soon, i do photography, i'm a non-professional writer. i write some poetry, i wear CONVERSE ((that's enough of a reason right there)) i'm a janitor, and my nickname is Maxximus Prime. and i hail from Michigan

i also happen to be a metal/acoustic voicalist. my acoustic vocals can be heard on youtube for part of a song i did my own little cover for..and my metal vocals are along the lines of Arch Enemy/Children of Bodom/August Burns Red/Heaven Shall Burn. i spent a year practising nothing but Heaven Shall Burn, and my clean vocals i guess would be kinda close to All That Remains, just a bit deeper. ((just what i've been told))

so, why am i awesome?

short answer: ...because i'm Maxx

((inside joke form high school, i'd do something, then somebody else would do it and our friends would yell at them, they'd ask why i could do it and the answer? "..because he's Maxx"))

*EDIT* i almost forgot..i also know members of bands and we speak regularly */EDIT*

 

[Galaxialconda]

I've been told I'm pretty damn good with a pencil?
...

OH! I also auditioned for the Milky Bar Kid once, but I came second place *sad face*

 

[TriggerHappyAngel]

i can imitate Duke Nukem's voice

 

[silasbufu]

Because I have a natural talent for any sport I try (especially basketball and soccer), driving (When I was 14 , using what I what I had learned from different racing games , I managed to do a 90 degree E-brake turn on gravel with my grandfather's car when he took me out to learn to drive and he went out of the car for a few minutes) and games. All I need really .
Won't brag about having a girlfriend , that's just something normal.

 

[DSEZ]

i can sing every lamb of god song really well,i train muay thai,wrestling,and jiu jitsu,ive got a 4.0 gpa