AverageJoe said:
I go clubbing, I like the kind of music that geeks really don't, love to dance, love to go out with friends, love to experience new things, try to be sociable when I can (but often enjoy my solitude as well), I'm not academically intelligent, I would rather gouge my own eyes out than play any kind of tabletop game, I'm not awkward talking to girls (actually almost all of my friends are girls), I think the Star Wars and LOTR movies are fucking boring, I'm rather vain and metrosexual (I suppose); the list goes on.
To be honest my only real geeky qualities are my love for video games and the internet, and how I understand meme's and the occasional geeky reference.
Ack! Kill it with FIRE! Seriously, are all your video games like sports games and fps also?
Some of you guys...
I work out? Do you seriously think that all geeks are fat? Of course some of us are gonna exercise regularly, otherwise we are gonna have some serious health problems.
I have a girlfriend? I'm happy to say that this old stereotype has been debunked years ago. There are female geeks out there who enjoy dating male geeks. Hell, there are REGULAR girls out there that don't mind your geeky habits and are willing to date you.
I'm not smart? Only nerds are all smart, geeks have average int just like the rest of us. While some nerds might be geeks, not all geeks need be nerds.
Let's see some others... 'I smoke and read real books, not comics' or something like that. Well, smoking is an addiction. Most geeks don't smoke because they already have an addiction. Being a geek is just having a hobby that is bordering on addiction. Anime, video games, RC cars, model airplanes, comics, trading cards, science fiction, fantasy, books and table top gaming are all areas that you can 'geek out' on. If you smoke, drink or do other drugs it just takes away from the income that you would be spending on your primary passion. Also geeks read more than just comic books. Guess what? There are Drama geeks out there that enjoy shakespeare. You also find that most geeks have some non-fiction books about their personal hobbies.
Sports is also another funny one. What defines a geek is their level of devotion to their addictions, and with the american insanity called football many would qualify that addiction as being a geek. If somebody can tell you exactly who had the most yards run in 1963 and other useless trivia like that, it parallels a geek being able to tell you which issue of a comic that a certain super villian first made an appearance.