Why are YOU so damn awesome?

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Always_Remain

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I am completely desensitized to gore or was never affected by it in the first place. I am not afraid to kill (in defense/to save someone) or to die. I have a relatively good sense of morales, as cliched as it is I see less in shades of black in white and more gray most of the time. If you get to know me enough I can be a pretty fun guy to hang out with I suppose but usually I'm the strong silent archetype. I like to deeply think a lot. I enjoy creating strategies and reading people/opponents, and usually I do both extremely well. I am a good boyfriend when I can actually although myself to get in a relationship. I am talented at writing and playing guitar although I never do either enough. I also have little to no plans for the future and don't even care. Everyday I'm alive is a good. Though some could call my existence parasitic.

And that's why I'm awesome I suppose. Although I do have my flaws.
 

Automind

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I play too many instruments but my favorite is a toss-up between Alto Saxophone and Double Bass.
I'm into Punk rock and classical music, jazz, indie and hardcore. I'm a relativist and like having philosophical discussions with my friends. I used to be a vegetaria until I read Atlas Shrugged. That book changed my life.
 

Hallow'sEve

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I'm awesome because:
I play my cards right
I never run my fucking mouth
I don't start fights
I don't flex my nuts, cause I know I got em
I think deep 24/7
I don't sleep
I feed the poor and help with their bills
I ride around in a top down benz
I know the play
I got the flyest bitches
I'm a gang playa
I can pull the trigger
I don't talk much
I don't run for shit (cause I can't run fast)
I got the world swingin from my nuts

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
 

jdmusic738

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I play nine instruments well. I write a lot of music. I advocate for the arts. I have a talent for pulling people together and making them appreciate and fight for what they love.
 

Ambi

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Wardnath said:
Where I come from, my spelling and grammar skills are legendary. :)

I can recite Pi to 100 places, entirely from memory (the last digit is a 9. Don't believe me? Look it up :D).
Also, from where you come from your music preferences are likely more interesting than at least 99 percent of other people, if WA is anything like here.

I bake awesome cookies to share, I am not afraid to ask questions and share contrary opinions with authority figures in a respectful way, I try to see things both ways (but it makes me indecisive and confused sometimes), I am kind of weird so I am not judgmental towards other weird people, and people say they like my eyes.
 

Triforceformer

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I'm about to be taught how to play guitar by a man who can play entire Lead and Rhythm guitar tablatures on one Guitar for awesome Pure Rock songs that he and his friends recorded by themselves which have become very popular in England...suck it.
 

crudus

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Wardnath said:
Well, now I look stupid. >_>

I believe that's still technically correct, however.
It is slang/short for "How has it come to be" and any variations thereof. Though I will admit "aint" was slang and it is now in the dictionary, so I would assume it isn't long until "how come" becomes accepted as correct. Thanks to all my lessons you are now more awesome than when you woke up today!
 

sirkai007

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I have learned to control fear. Not just my own but to a certain degree the fear others feel.

I'm a damn fine cook. I was camping and wanted some muffins but didn't have an oven so I baked them in in the fire. And I made a video of it coming soon to YouTube.
 
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Well, I wouldn't necessarily call myself awesome, because I'm somewhat of a modest person. But, I have been told that I'm smart, have a great sense of humor, taste in music and movies, and relatively good-looking. I also managed to graduate high school with a 95 average even with the insane amounts of procrastinating I did over the years. I'm sure there's more stuff that I'm forgetting about.
 

Lineoutt

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Because I am funny and I am entertaining to be around and I wear contacts and I play ukulele and I am really adhd and I can write run-on sentences and I feel awkward writing this because I am insecure. Yay :D
 

Lineoutt

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Prometheous said:
I can disarm and/or incapacitate someone threatening me in than 2.4 seconds.

I can con you out of your life savings and you won't realize it until I am half way to Vladivostok

I can scale almost any building I walk by everyday

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I make a mean bacon and egg sandwich
Hey Chuck Norris! didn't know you used the escapist.
 

Aceptdtctv

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i am awesome because i've been to more countries than i've had birthdays and can disassemble and reassemble a jet engine (assuming i have the right tools on hand)