Why Can?t Men Aim?

[Evilsanta]

I wouldn't know because I always sit...Yeah that's right! I am a man and I sit!

And I am proud of it, damn it!

 

[robincb]

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Cause your stuff hangs. Therefore its wasting effort to sit, position then sit back up, grab yourself and put it all back away. With standing, you can just slide down your underwear/boxers, let it flip out, then flip it back in, and you dont even have to touch it or get your hands dirty.

I acutally know several people that dont wash their hands cause they do that. Yes, I find it disgusting too, and I dont shake hands iwth them unless they go back and wash them or use hand sanatizer where I can see them.

... plus... what if you get attacked? Its easier to fight of an assailant when you're standing then it is when you're sitting. Why do you think we feel so vulnerable when you poo?

Umm......... no........

If you stand while peeing you are generally aimed at the toilet, meaning that you have your back to your assailant, which makes it even harder since you aren really expecting to be attacked.


Actually the piss shivers come from the fact that letting loose such a large amount of urine at once cools of your body, meaning you have the automatic reaction to shiver, which causes you to spray.

I usually just sit though, i dont like having to abide by the code, plus i like relaxing, i don think standing is all that relaxed. but not cleaning up is nasty and you should probably find new guyus to live with ^^

 

[xxchargerxx]

I don't need to aim, i have a urinal at home.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

lmao.. that is flat out wrong.. I used intravenously when I was younger and never had a problem finding a vain under a black light.. you can shoot up into ANY vein and not bleed out as long as you don't push through.. blood will NEVER pump into the needle unless you pull back because there just isn't the pressure.. and you would literally have to pump a whole needle full of air into yourself before you would even have to worry .. I've put plenty of small bubbles in my arm .. Jesus you just spat out like every stupid over-used urban legend and lie they tell people about shooting up ...

Take a closer look, like you would under a black light. It was in reference to "arteries".

 

[Pyro Paul]

Best explination ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXcl4vj4Jl0

 

[TheBadGamer]

I prefer to sit when I am on the can.

WTF!? I here you scream, and my answer is so that I can play on my DS or PSP.

 

[emissary666]

OT: Well, drunk because err... we're drunk.

LOL!
I refuse to accept this for the drunk answer. Even when I'm in a complete state, as a Woman, I don't just slid off the toilet and piss all over me/the seat/floor.

Then you've never been truly drunk. Then and only then do you know you've had enough.

OT: I'll put another vote behind the "Sometimes it comes out crooked" consensus. Splashing does occur too.

You're very, very wrong, Sir.
I've many a times been to the point of no return and complete and utter mess, but one thing I can always do is piss right, even when I have to hover over the dirty, smelly public toilet.

Get really drunk. Now, get a thin hose and hold it between your legs, have someone turn it on to a piss level (you'll have to experiment with that), and try to aim so it gets in the bowl. A woman doesn't really have to aim, even from a hovering position.
Also, there are times where, for one reason or another, it just goes crazy. Sometimes pubic hair will cause the stream to split, sometimes it is the shape of the urethra, sometimes it starts before you are properly aimed, etc.
Finally, the worst toilet mess in my house is made by my sister. It isn't on the floor or walls, but I dread having to lift up the seat and see the entire thing dripping with urine.

 

[Kadoodle]

See, I have a problem. Often, my stream is at a diagonal, and I have to turn to the side to aim.
My stream is incredibly strong, and i often cause splashing regardless of whether I aim for the bowl or for the water. What's worse is the split stream. It doesn't happen anymore, but when I was a kid...oh man, it sucked.

 

[Stoic raptor]

Hey, I have quite good aim. And even if I miss or there is some splashing, I always clean up afterwards.

Although I am circumcised, which according to the comments, is important factor in aiming.

 

[Denamic]

Piss splash around because people piss while standing up, and people piss standing up because other people splash piss all over the place.
I enjoy sitting down myself.
I find it more pleasant.

There's no way I'm sitting down in public bathrooms though.
Ew.
Even if I need to lay bricks.
I'd rather do it in some bushes.

 

[Dastardly]

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I just went ahead and mounted a scope on mine.

 

[ChippedShoulder]

I have a deep toilet and I stand real close out of habit so I rarely miss (although being 6' 1" with no indication of stopping this is becoming a rapidly decreasing advantage), unless the dreaded TripStream strikes, in which case I clear up. I just think it's gross to leave it there.

 

[emeraldrafael]

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well that would dpened on the bathroom you have. I hav e tile bathroom and you have to round a corner to get to the toilet. so anyone would hear you walking on the tile, and then its just a simple spin backward and enter the defensive position. Besides, when you do, you can still pee, spray it on the walls and the assailant, which odds are will make them stop for a second cause they just got peed on. Also, you can still move more easily then if you're sitting, and what are you honestly going to do while sitting? YOu have to stand up quickly and go all over yourself as well as break your flow and potentially damage your stuff (depending on size, how much of a hang you have on the bowl, and how close you sit to it).

you may thinking I';m joking, but this kid in our college actually hurt himself cuase he stood up to quick when someone barged in on him to do a practical joke and damaged his stuff. He pulled his groin and the doctor said that he would never be able to achieve readiness again.

And THATS why I dont sit to pee.

 

[Actual]

Basically, we need deeper toilets, because the force of one liquid impacting another at speed tends to cause an unpredictable splash.

Quoted for truth! Why are we forced to use such shallow toilets!? My aim is perfect and yet the splash is unavoidable.

I sit in my home toilet to keep it nice, in publics I stand, just cause peeing standing up is fun.

 

[DustyDrB]

I piss with power, so it splashes (I avoid urinals because it splashes back...and that's gross). I clean up afterward, though.

 

[DudeistBelieve]

You know, sometimes I wonder why I don't just sit.

Because your balls would be cut off and taken back to the man factory, that's why!

OT: Well, drunk because err... we're drunk.

And maybe they're just trying out some tricks if they're sober and still missing.

And more realistically, depending on one's size, it's either uncomfortable or one ends up pissing in between the area underneath the seat but above the bowl so the floor still gets wet.

So sitting down you'd still have to take your hand and push your penis all the way past your balls to guarantee hitting the water.

EDIT: The only time I ever have spillage on the floor is when I'm drunk. I can hardly walk let alone aim!

 

[Danny Ocean]

If you invest the time you can unlock steady aim pro and sleight of hand. They both helped me a lot, especially when I'm in a hurry and need to whip it out after sprinting whilst taking careful aim.

 

[Corekrash]

This is something I have never understood. Even drunk I can go in the toilet and not get it everwhere BUT in the bowl. I used to work in an industrial shop and suffered a similar fate to what you describe, with urine all over the place. I find it baffling myself since I learned not to do that when I was a bloody toddler.

I often wondered if it was some primitive throwback, my Co-workers taking it in turn to mark their territory, or some game they all had where they walked into the bathroom, closed their eyes and left it up to fate, or maybe they were just a bunch of apathetic slobs