Why Can?t Men Aim?

[Crazycat690]

I don't know, always sober so I don't have such problems ._.

 

[Requx]

I've never missed entirely, but sometimes it just doesn't come out in a steady stream. I always make sure to wipe the seat off if on the off chance some gets on it. No need to leave it there, that's just gross.

Even if its double stream you can still kinda manage to hit one.

 

[Ickorus]

I can hit a pinhead from 3 meters away, im a fucking sharpshooter with it.

(And no, I am not exaggerating)

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

We're just too lazy to

 

[OtherSideofSky]

Well, I don't drink so I can't speak to that, but the trajectory is not a constant and that can cause problems. Of course, anyone who isn't a complete asshole wipes up anything that missed the toilet themselves. Also, based on my experience when I was living with my mother and sister, women aren't as clean in this regard as they tend to think. They also aren't nearly as astute in the correct positioning of toilet seats and lids as legend would have you believe. I can't speak to the alcohol thing because I don't drink.

Really, it's all just another reason why mild OCD makes you a superior human being.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

I hit my target just fine =P

 

[Merkavar]

Brb ill go pee right now and update you on whether i missed or not.

UPDATE I didnt miss. My pee stream was initially 10-20 degrees to the right of center by quickly straightened up.

 

[SkellgrimOrDave]

You're pissing a liquid out of a fleshy tube.

Not pointing a laser at an easy target.

Now grow up and oh no, it's on your feet. You have a towel. Grow up and stop being so squeamish.

 

[WOPR]

Note: I'm not saying all Men are like this, I just want to know why it does happens in cases?!

I've never had that problem, and I'm a man. . .
*shrugs* maybe because I was raised in a way where that wasn't okay?
I don't know

 

[ShadowsofHope]

We try.

But that stream just doesn't want to obey us very often. Low pressure can be hazardous sometimes, you know. (ie. the dreaded public bathroom situation, and why I never, ever ever use one)

Edit: I also pee sitting down most of the time (standing takes too much fucking effort for the act), especially when I am energetic. Energetic + "hose" = Oh god!

 

[Joshimodo]

Well once I did a piss and it went out horizontally, how the hell it did that I have no idea.

I think you mean vertically...

You know, sometimes I wonder why I don't just sit.

Because your balls would be cut off and taken back to the man factory, that's why!

Exactly. But why is it we must stand? It just is that way. Why do we men have such a strong urge to pee standing?

Territorial marking habits.


Basically, the trajectory and style of urine stream are almost entirely random.

 

[Hippobatman]

Exactly. But why is it we must stand? It just is that way. Why do we men have such a strong urge to pee standing?

Because we were once proud hunters who were expected to feed the tribe. We hunted with sharp, pointy sticks and we had to be very accurate to hit the mark.

This urge to pee standing is obviously some kind of dormant gene waking up when we need to pee, and tells us that we are men! And that men pee standing so we can pee in the toilet with great accuracy!

Yes, I'll just be taking that Nobel Prize in medicine, thank you.

 

[Doctor Glocktor]

Liquid's splash.

Nothing more.

 

[Kitacular]

I've always had to enter a bath/toilet room with piss on the floor and toilet seat.

yeah, this bit is the most frustrating part. particularly in the mens bogs in public places. who are these fucking people. when im at home and miss (whether due to drinking too much, human error or my body deciding to play NIGHTMARE MODE and split between 2-5 streams) i (and you should too) at least fucking clean up after myself

 

[Dfskelleton]

Men can aim, it's just that the trajectory of the piss isn't always too predictable. Sometimes the stream just goes in a different direction than you had expected. Orifices aren't that predictable.
Have you ever tried pouring water from a glass, only to find that the water runs down the glass instead of going straight down? That might happen towards the end of a peeing-session, when pressure is sinking.
Oh, and the infamous "split stream". That one's always delightful.

I always clean up if I make a mess though. Anything else would be gross.

You know, sometimes I wonder why I don't just sit.
[sub]Men are supposed to stand, damnit! That's just what we do. We are gifted with the ability to stand, and we'll be damned if we don't use it to its fullest.[/sub]

Yeah, you pretty much just won the thread.

 

[jojoemon]

Lazy, tired, couldn't give a fuck. It's just stuff like that.

 

[UltraXan]

What kind of thread is this?!

I don't know about you, but I don't miss too often... But then again, I sit down at home, and rarely go anywhere else (public restrooms are nasty as hell, as I'm sure we can all agree).

 

[MordinSolus]

Never missed, but some people are cursed with split-stream.

 

[Nexus424]

It's not so much that missing it's just as I've heard the legendary split stream outta left field. It fills me with so much malice each time it happens.