Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from people that asked what came first, him or the egg
To get away from people that asked what came first, him or the egg
Why did the chicken cross the road.(give your own answers)
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Carl Sagan: It does not matter why, or even if the chicken crossed the road, in the face of the eternal universe. We are all just tiny specs of dust in the face of the universe.
to get to the webcafe to update his facebook, telling people that he had indeed, "crossed the road"?
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Personally I think it was because he wanted to get a hair cut or not to cross border into chicken capitalist ism from chicken communism!
Personally I think it was because he wanted to get a hair cut or not to cross border into chicken capitalist ism from chicken communism!
The chicken crossed the road because he just found out that he was late for work so he decided to take a shortcut, then later he got home and realized he was on fire.
I live in Greece therefor i get the reference.Trivun said:Socrates:
Mortals cross the road.
Chickens are mortal.
Therefore, chickens cross roads.
And if anybody understands what the hell that is meant to mean and represent, then you either do Mathematical Logic at university or you are a pretty smart and cultured cookie
Nice one...
Why, you ask?
Why not? In this trying age so many things interfere with one's perception of freedom and individuality. I can say with good conscience that the chicken is simply defending his right to do what he wants for no particular reason at all. If not for that than to show the inevitability of nature overcoming the will of it's paved opressors. I think we can all learn a valuable lesson from this, and hope that some day, we can all learn to follow this brave pioneering fowl across the road, heads on high, hands joined in peace and prosperity.
... right?
Why not? In this trying age so many things interfere with one's perception of freedom and individuality. I can say with good conscience that the chicken is simply defending his right to do what he wants for no particular reason at all. If not for that than to show the inevitability of nature overcoming the will of it's paved opressors. I think we can all learn a valuable lesson from this, and hope that some day, we can all learn to follow this brave pioneering fowl across the road, heads on high, hands joined in peace and prosperity.
... right?
Exactly.Jaranja said:PEDOCHICKEN!TheBarefootBandit said:If you'd have said chicks...Jaranja said:Maybe you should learn proper grammar then come back.
OT: Me: He crossed it because over the other side were some hens
Haha, Lewis Black and I agree.ravens_nest said:
Also, my answer would be: Your boyfriend's dead!
