Why did you kill the above avatar?

[Barbas]

He tried to make me learn the alphabet.

 

[UltraDeth]

For strapping rocket launchers to school buses.

 

[Barbas]

For trying to buy more school buses to use as car bombs.

 

[UltraDeth]

He voted against the idea of a united global military.

 

[Barbas]

He turned out to be a Telvanni.

 

[UltraDeth]

For not saluting Mount Rushmore.

 

[Barbas]

For saluting Mount Rushmore.

 

[UltraDeth]

His boss theme was horrendous.

 

[Barbas]

I disliked his camouflage scheme.

 

[UltraDeth]

Tried to censor huge breasts.

 

[Barbas]

He exploded the wrong varmint.

 

[UltraDeth]

He was drunk and eyeing my Samurai armour.

 

[Barbas]

He was pissed on my vodka again.

 

[UltraDeth]

He literally scared the crap out of the Brigadier.

 

[Barbas]

He was not a great officer.

 

[UltraDeth]

Did a whoopsy in the construction workers cement mixer.

 

[Barbas]

He was inappropriately dressed for the munch.

 

[UltraDeth]

He tried to eat my epaulettes.

 

[Barbas]

He was letting his pet rabbits graze in the garden of the officers' mess.

 

[UltraDeth]

His transcript was littered with mistakes and untruths.