In the beginning, I refused to hate on him, 'till I heard his music, and found that fairly average, as music goes, nothing to hate, really. But then the whole thing exploded and I'm left with 2 reasons he can just go to hell.
1. Why the hell is he so huge? His origin story reads like the most retarded deus ex machina in all time. This shit would get rejected from a kindergarten writing session, and top story of the day would get awarded to Laura's tale of a hippopotamus in her bathroom. As someone trying desperately to start a band, it really pisses me off. You've got to start out by playing shows in terrible back alley pubs, and then get accosted by 5 men on your way out, thereby waking up the next morning with a broken arm and no money. That's the way to go.
2. Holy Mother of Pearl Christ, those are some rabid fangirls. I have this same problem with Twilight. I admit, that they're both fine for what they are (in Twilights case, Stephanie Meyers masturbatory aide) but when I have to spend hours listening to fangirls gush about How Cute He Is, or How Luscious His Hair Is, I just want to stab someone in the eyes.