Why do Women steal their Boyfriend's T-shirts?

[RhombusHatesYou]

Then take it as a sign that you have good taste.

Plain black Bonds tees aren't exactly cutting edge fashion (apart from my boots I buy my clothing at Target). Actually, that's probably why so many of my tees get stolen, I rarely wear printed ones so a comfortable black cotton tee is probably a good steal.

Maybe just bite the bullet and start buying clothes for your girlfriend.

Yeah, with winter being here and my knuckles not liking the cold, I probably should buy a new pair of gloves.

 

[AmayaOnnaOtaku]

It's the smell. It's a sign that they really like you. Just go with the flow.

Pheromones are like crack. *sniffs bf's shirt for her fix*

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

Just buy T-shirts with absolutely horrendous things written on them " I got date raped and all i got was this lousy t-shirt", can't see that being stolen.

No, at least half of my ex's would have found that hilarious.

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

Pheromones are like crack. *sniffs bf's shirt for her fix*

Wouldn't explain why sometimes I'd find a new 3 pack of tees open and only one left inside.

 

[jakeEHTlovless]

better question, why do women steal your hoodies??

This. Oh God help me, THIS.

Although my girl actually has my pajamas AND my best black hoodie, sooo...what the hell, I guess. At least she hasn't taken my leather jacket yet...that privilege belonged to my ex, and ever since I got it back with red paint splashed all over it, I've been very selective about who gets to touch my jacket.

yea, my ex took my favorite megadeath hoodie, rubbed it in dog shit, ran over it in a truck, and then returned it in a box and bow, with the tag reading "To: Dickwad" yea, and the only reason i broke up with her is because i literaly walked in on her fucking another guy, and she thinks im a dick?

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

Tight t-shirts Bro. Can't be used as a nighty. And if they are... well AWESOME.

2XL is tight on me... Very few women I've met who would have a 2XL be tight on them that you'd want to see in a tight t-shirt.

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

the only reason i broke up with her is because i literaly walked in on her fucking another guy, and she thinks im a dick?

Yeah, you were supposed to offer them tea and biscuits.


THEN POISON THE TEA...

 

[Shoggoth2588]

I lost my favorite [and only] Invader Zim T to a past GF...she probably threw it out when I broke up with her though...what a waste

 

[TheFacelessOne]

For those who are saying it's because of smell...how is that a good thing?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

simple because girls like snuggling up to thier bfs in shirts they took from them cause they like the looks and the comments that come from them wearing them and having them

 

[Pokenator]

Guys t-shirts are a hell of a lot more comfortable, I often buy them to wear myself. When I had a bf, he was really sweaty and would sometimes borrow my t-shirts if his was too wet with sweat and then wear them home and I wouldn't see them for ages. He would wear them around too, it was kinda funny when I would see a photo of him somewhere wearing my t-shirts. It happens the other way around too.

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

I lost an Asus L5 laptop to an ex girlfriend but that was because she is a spiteful fucking cow. I understand spite and petty revenge.

What I want to know is why the women I go out with seem determined to reduce my wardrode to no more than 3 days worth of clothing.

 

[rddj623]

Yea my girlfriend just said "I can't explain it, it's just nice." Then as an afterthought "it has your smell on it and it's comforting". That's the best she got for an answer to your question man.

 

[Superior Mind]

Tight t-shirts Bro. Can't be used as a nighty. And if they are... well AWESOME.

2XL is tight on me... Very few women I've met who would have a 2XL be tight on them that you'd want to see in a tight t-shirt.

Hah, good point. Okay, revision: tight t-shirts if a tight t-shirt means "size small" with you.

 

[clipse15]

My girlfriend steals all of my pajama pants

 

[BonsaiK]

Then take it as a sign that you have good taste.

Plain black Bonds tees aren't exactly cutting edge fashion (apart from my boots I buy my clothing at Target). Actually, that's probably why so many of my tees get stolen, I rarely wear printed ones so a comfortable black cotton tee is probably a good steal.

Maybe just bite the bullet and start buying clothes for your girlfriend.

Yeah, with winter being here and my knuckles not liking the cold, I probably should buy a new pair of gloves.

Wear stuff that you'd like to see her in. Then when she nicks it, she looks hot.

 

[Lineoutt]

We like em because they smell good (this goes for hoodies and t-shirts). Like rddj623's girlfriend said; its nice and comforting its a sign they like you

 

[Paksenarrion]

Because he stole my goddamn bra, that's why. If he's wearing one of mine, I'm wearing one of his.

 

[SimuLord]

I love busty, voluptuous girls, and my shirts are fitted well to my 180-pound frame because baggy shirts make me look 50 pounds heavier. They don't tend to steal my T-shirts because their own fit far better.

Now if I were dating a petite little five-foot-nothing, 90-pound thing? She could wear my T-shirts all day strong and all day long and the only complaint I'd have would be "let me rip that damn thing off you because you are SEXY in that." And if she's wearing a Red Sox cap? Take me out to the ballgame because I'm bringing the big wooden bat.

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

Maybe just bite the bullet and start buying clothes for your girlfriend.

Yeah, with winter being here and my knuckles not liking the cold, I probably should buy a new pair of gloves.

Wear stuff that you'd like to see her in. Then when she nicks it, she looks hot.

I think you might have missed the reason I brought up gloves in that post.