Why do you post on the escapist?

[llewgriff]

mainly beacuse the escapist is one of the interwebz more mature gaming websites and also beacuse the newest thread thingy is right at the top of the page.

 

[Andalusa]

Also, I'd be careful.
*waves*
Angry woman with a sharp knife over here.

To quote someone else:

It gives me a boner.

DIDN'T SAY IT.

... I think I need another knife.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

I think this post has already been done, and the result was pretty much that people want that (1) in there messages because they've been quoted..

So true that I had had to oblige you with one.

 

[Lukeje]

Who is using my account?! I haven't been on for the past 4 hours

I'd recommend PM'ing a member of staff if that's true.

 

[darthzew]

I like discussing games. The people I know don't know crap about games, so it's hell talking to 'em. The other option is a forum. Almost any other gaming forum is festering with morons and fanboys and is therefore also hell. The Escapist is not hell; it's great.

 

[Yegargeburble]

I post here because the people on this forum are more interesting than the people at this University. Y'all are more intelligent (at least as far as I can tell) than the people in my classes, which makes you guys more fun to talk to. That and I like talking about games n' such.

EDIT: Sorry if my typing is a little...confusing in any way. I like to type in the exact same way as I talk.

 

[Andalusa]

Also, I'd be careful.
*waves*
Angry woman with a sharp knife over here.

To quote someone else:

It gives me a boner.

DIDN'T SAY IT.

... I think I need another knife.

...If you're thinking of putting that anywhere near where I think you're thinking of putting that...
Don't.
Please.

You got lucky, couldn't find one.
And as it wasn't actually you who said it... you might get away intact.

 

[TwistedEllipses]

Nothing of any worth. Ignore me.

 

[PopperThingi]

Because forums are fun. It's nice reading posts from people half the world away.

 

[The Legendary Phoenix]

I just started posting recently but everyone here seems real mature. *for the most part* Also I love contributing in my own lame little way.

 

[TwistedEllipses]

Nothing of any worth. Ignore me.

But I dun wanna.

DAMN YOU! You're bringing attention to the fact that I'm using up forum space...

 

[Andalusa]

Also, I'd be careful.
*waves*
Angry woman with a sharp knife over here.

To quote someone else:

It gives me a boner.

DIDN'T SAY IT.

... I think I need another knife.

...If you're thinking of putting that anywhere near where I think you're thinking of putting that...
Don't.
Please.

You got lucky, couldn't find one.
And as it wasn't actually you who said it... you might get away intact.

Whew.
If it helps, I am not turned on in the slightest by you or your kind, so please do not neuter me with a kitchen utensil.

What do you mean 'my kind'? Huh?
*grabs blunt knife*

 

[soren7550]

Think I started posting here because while going to or watching a video I saw a spotlighted forum topic that looked interesting enough to me.
Or one day I was just bored and started dicking around on the site. Either or.

 

[Andalusa]

What do you mean 'my kind'? Huh?
*grabs blunt knife*

Uhm..
Uhm...
Uh. Well, what I meant was, uh.
...Gingers?
British girls?
People who are threatening me with neutering?
GIRLS.
YES. I'M GAY, YOU SEE.

Yeh, yeh of course...
Oh, sod it.
You have been warned Max_The_Reaper!
Don't mess with crazy people.

 

[Spartan Bannana]

Why not?