Why Does The Witch Cry?

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electric discordian

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Because people keep shining a torch in her eyes. or shooting her in the bloody sholder
before being torn to shreds and damaging her lovely nails!
 

Serithil Menelith

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The story that seems to have been attached to the half-naked girl is that before she died she was made homeless and had to pawn her clothes for survival, and this tragedy stuck with her even after her (probable) death. Valve's official story is that she symbolises ?the tragedy of all teenage girls nowadays, menstruating and becoming stressed out just because of the way they were born.?
 

Skuffyshootster

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Serithil Menelith said:
The story that seems to have been attached to the half-naked girl is that before she died she was made homeless and had to pawn her clothes for survival, and this tragedy stuck with her even after her (probable) death. Valve's official story is that she symbolises ?the tragedy of all teenage girls nowadays, menstruating and becoming stressed out just because of the way they were born.?
Deep...

I think it's cause she thinks she's fat.
 

rddj623

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They caught Brittany at the Witch trials...and she floated like a duck...
 

Vrex360

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Maybe it's just the stress of modern living in a cruel and extremely fast paced economic system and she's deeply afraid she's going to get left behind.
 

Trivun

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She's upset because Zoey won't date her.

Too crude? Okay, here's a better one. She weeps because she didn't get a part in the play The Crucible because she fit the bill too much to play Abigail. And if anyone knows what I'm talking about then congratulations, you obviously have excellent taste in theatre :D
 
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I read several theories.

1. The first is the one in that comic.

2. The second is that she was pregnant, ad either the child got infected, or she did but the child didn't, she killed the child and the human part of her was horrified by it

3. A theory saying that all the witches are the same witch, and she can regenerate from anything, isaware of this, and thus her crying is from the pain of the number of times she has died and been resurrected.

4. Was at that time in the month when infected

5. Rape victim, either being raped by the infected, or raped before and then infected

6. She's got just enough human emotion left to know what she's become, which is why she runs away when she's incapped you, because she's horrified at what she's just done.

7. Because it's really, really, really fucking creepy!

Take your pick
 

paladinkratos

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All the witch wanted was a hug but the only people who come over to hug her are older men. I f it was zoey she probably wouldn't care as much about it.
 

Strategia

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Because 96.7% of people don't use the search bar. (Present OP excluded.)
 

Zand88

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Because despite the fact that she is extremely ugly, many, many desperate guys still masturbate to her image and draw porn of her, all ignoring her horrible complexion, malformed body, or mutated facial features.
Seriously, it's creepy, guys.
 

rddj623

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Trivun said:
She's upset because Zoey won't date her.

Too crude? Okay, here's a better one. She weeps because she didn't get a part in the play The Crucible because she fit the bill too much to play Abigail. And if anyone knows what I'm talking about then congratulations, you obviously have excellent taste in theatre :D
Indeed, lucky for Goodie Proctor perhaps...