Why doesn't anyone ELSE say that?

[Andalusa]

Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Who said you got to be a person!
I will set them straight.


Oh, fine.
I am sure someone loves you, gingerness aside/included.

You mean I'm not a person?

*sigh* I might just dye my hair, it'll save me a lot of trouble.

What, you're ginger?

*hits with stick*

Get back in your hole!

Just kidding. Gingers are alright, for subhumans.

A stick!
I can play this game. *gets out knife*
BRING IT ON!

 

[ViolentlyHappy91]

I say 'bollocks' and 'pillock', most people won't think it's weird, but I'm from Australia.

I also say "aww balls" if i'm falling or have hurt myself, and there's a weed called a cobbler's peg over here (and most likely everywhere else) and no-one apart from myself, that I know of, calls them a Farmer's Friend.

 

[Andalusa]

I say 'bollocks' and 'pillock', most people won't think it's weird, but I'm from Australia.

I also say "aww balls" if i'm falling or have hurt myself, and there's a weed called a cobbler's peg over here (and most likely everywhere else) and no-one apart from myself, that I know of, calls them a Farmer's Friend.

When I was very small I always though a pillock was a type of bird.
I don't really know why.

Well, you're sort of a person...
I mean...
I guess. Yeah, you can be a person.
Just remember: Both Hitler and myself were people - why would you want to be one?

Also, oh shit!
Run, Oranny!
She'll cut a *****.

Yay, I'm a person!
There are nice people, too.
Like me! I'm a nice person!

 

[TelHybrid]

I just use whatever words I want. Once you become an adult, nobody cares what slang you use. That whole playground atmosphere kinda disappears. Though I do get a couple of chuckles when I use phrases like "son of a buttfuck".

 

[Lord Beautiful]

I use "ergo" sometimes, but other than that I use modern english.

Same here, except I also occasionally use words that I've made up, like "bitchificate."

 

[Andalusa]

You just drew a knife on someone!

So yeah, I guess you are.

That person was hitting me, it wasn't very nice.

 

[JC175]

This one time, a friend of mine got really drunk at a party, and spent about half an hour conversing with everyone he could find in ye olde english (eg. "I shall not fetch ye the water, thoust foul knave!") before violently throwing up in a bush.

 

[G1eet]

Instead of saying "what the fuck/hell", I omit "what" and instead just say "the hell?". It was originally a foot-in-mouth mistake, but it caught on.

I've only seen one other person say it- Gimpy, from Undergrads.

 

[Andalusa]

Fair enough.
Kill his ass.

Yeah... wait, where'd he go?

 

[Cliff_m85]

Every college paper I have to turn in as a final has some form of profanity in it. I challenge myself to use one that would obviously draw attention.



Discussing Yeats I was about to use "wet douchnozzle".
Discussing William Shakespeare I was about to use "fucktard".



I got an A on Yeats and a B on Shakespeare.

 

[magnuslion]

Nimrod, most of my friends say only old people say that.

This actually bothers me because the Nimrod from history was a totally badass warrior king.

I say spiffy a lot. or variations of it "spifftastic" I.E.

 

[AkJay]

i say:

Spiffy
Keen
Splendid
"Would you Kindly" (Thanks Bioshock)
Indeed
Shenanigans

 

[PersianLlama]

thus and thus far

Edit: also therefore

I don't see what's so "weird" about those words.

 

[G1eet]

Sorry, I do it too.
:\
When I'm confused, I'll often say "The fuck?" instead of "What the fuck?" which I often reserve for an actual question.

Fair enough, that's three I know of.
Hardly unique, but definitely more than uncommon. At least nobody I talk to outside teh netz uses it, and that's fine by me.

 

[DrDeath3191]

I use the word "ne'erdowell". Do I lose?

 

[Andalusa]

He probably saw the British chick with the knife and decided it was time to be anywhere else.

The coward.
I'm a ginger girl.
No one loves me so I have no back up, and he's probably physically stronger than me, there's nothing to be scared of.