Why doesn't your life suck?

[hottsaucekid]

my life does suck. but i love being alive!

 

[JimmerDunda]

I live in a first world country that for the most part is pretty free and I enjoy luxuries.

I don't think my life sucks.

 

[Requx]

Im hilarious, people like me, and Ive almost found my Identity... and the bourne movies

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

Because I'm in it, what other reason do I need?

 

[The Austin]

I don't have any weird diseases.

 

[RobotNinja]

I live in America, so I don't have to worry about Malaria or getting killed by warlords.

 

[martin's a madman]

Well, I'm not even finished high school yet, my family is fine and nothing really bothers me.
However, IF I don't perform well enough to get into the university (and after that, career) of my choice and I become some deadbeat loser who does nothing but drain energy out of people who come in contact with him; then it's suicide for me.

 

[ICanBreakTheseCuffs]

because this happened
something in my mind said"Like you didn't see that coming!" when they said the car was driving by an elderly woman

 

[Marter]

Because I'm still alive.

That's the best reason I can think of.

 

[martin's a madman]

I live in America, so I don't have to worry about Malaria or getting killed by warlords.

Hey! Don't you knock Malaria until you've tried it.

 

[RobotNinja]

I'm young and i was born in the middle of england, the single best place to live in the world.

I want to live in England. At least for a few months or so, just to see what it's like.

 

[oppp7]

Because I'm oppp7.

 

[Reep]

Because i make it so.

Here is a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note
Don't worry be happy
In every life we have some trouble
When you worry you make it double
Don't worry, be happy......

 

[Vlassic]

Because I have the most amazing boyfriend ever. Because my friends kick so much ass. Because school doesn't start for over three more weeks. Because my life just doesn't suck!

 

[w1ndscar]

Because Jesus loves me. Lol.

And for all you non-believers, a more acceptable answer to you, would be because I have a really amazing GirlFriend, who cares about me and loves me, and all that good stuff.

 

[w1ndscar]

because this happened
something in my mind said"Like you didn't see that coming!" when they said the car was driving by an elderly woman

Wow, thats a miracle right there.

 

[Rasputin1]

Why does my life not suck? Haha! That's a good one. My life sucks major balls.

 

[Yostbeef]

My life is awesome because I have a HUGE PENIS,that makes me happy