Why isn't everyone wetting themselves over shattered horizon?

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4fromK

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Super Offical said:
Because you have to have windows 7 to play it. Im pretty sure of that. Hope im not.
actually I think you need Vista. definetly no XP support, which is another reason I won't play it for years to come.
 

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RatRace123 said:
Why isn't everyone jizzing over, what?
I second this, the fuck is shattered horizon?
agreed

Scumpernickle said:
Why would we jizz?
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imahobbit4062 said:
Because "jizz" and "jizzing" need to be burned from existance.

Also, embedding vids or acutally giving us info on the game would help get the word across, instead of just saying "youtube it or something".
and dare I say...agreed
 

Moosebomber

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Meh. I will stick with Modern Warfare 2. I can give a shit about originality, I just want to have fun.
 

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4fromK said:
Super Offical said:
Because you have to have windows 7 to play it. Im pretty sure of that. Hope im not.
actually I think you need Vista. definetly no XP support, which is another reason I won't play it for years to come.
In "years to come", something much better will have rolled around. As such, why the heck are YOU so hyped about getting us hyped over it?
 

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Just watched some gameplay vids and read some info on the game. Looks cool, but didn't see any single player mode so not going to get it. Not a huge of online shooters.
 

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Some of us grew out of jizzing ourselves years ago, but if you or anyone in this thread are at that stage in life, I will not look down on you for having this problem. It's completely natural, and nothing to be ashamed of. I always saw it as a turning point in a young man's life, when he took the responsibility of washing his own clothes upon himself so as to avoid the awkwardness of his mother having to find the sticky mess therein. It's a step towards manhood; be proud of yourself.

Anyway... nope, never heard of it. Running an archaic computer like yourself, so I can't run it. Looks kind of cool from the trailer; I like the idea of zero-gravity combat.
 

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BlackWidower said:
Obviously lack of promotion is what does it. But I think the real reason is it's a Steam exclusive and one cannot buy it in stores, and if they are like me they hate DRMs.
is steam a DRM now? I didnt think it really qualified - although it does prevent piracy, albeit without running any malware in the background.

Kimarous said:
4fromK said:
Super Offical said:
Because you have to have windows 7 to play it. Im pretty sure of that. Hope im not.
actually I think you need Vista. definetly no XP support, which is another reason I won't play it for years to come.
In "years to come", something much better will have rolled around. As such, why the heck are YOU so hyped about getting us hyped over it?
not that hyped really, I was just checking it out, then I noticed it had already been released, and I was all "the fuck?" becuase until then I'd assumed that this wasnt coming out for a good year as I'd never fucking heard of it. and I dont ascribe to newer = better, so I probably will check it out in a year or so if it isnt dead.
 

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hmmm another wierd thing is that the reveiw quoted on wiki are all reall positive, but it has a metacritic of only 74 (not bad, but these quotes are fairly gushing...)
 

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Because jizzing myself would require RL sexual intercourse which whatever the hell you're talking about, does not provide me =p
 

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ansem1532 said:
Because jizzing myself would require RL sexual intercourse which whatever the hell you're talking about, does not provide me =p
lol you've done a great job of repeating whats been said already there mr original.

I also just found out its only $20 on steam apparently, so now the only factors keeping me from getting it are my rig and my OS. so yeah, still probably not getting it, but hopefully this thread will help spread the word about this bizarely ubderrepresented game.
 

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Well, you need a DirectX10, DirectX10 capable GCard, 64bit OS, so I think a lot of people don't meet the requirements. I probably woulda given it a go if I didn't need to upgrade to vista/7.
 

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4fromK said:
ansem1532 said:
Because jizzing myself would require RL sexual intercourse which whatever the hell you're talking about, does not provide me =p
lol you've done a great job of repeating whats been said already there mr original.

I also just found out its only $20 on steam apparently, so now the only factors keeping me from getting it are my rig and my OS. so yeah, still probably not getting it, but hopefully this thread will help spread the word about this bizarely ubderrepresented game.
I know I'm not funny, but dammit I'm bored =3

OT- Checked it out, and the thought of a ZG Multiplayer in space does sound appealing, but not enough to grasp my attention for lack of Singleplayer.


SkullCap said:
Oooo a shiny red button.
No reason to report, he just wonders why no one has heard of it, which is beyond me because this is pretty unique.
 

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It does look damn epic... I might get it. Ages in the future, once Christmas has ACTUALLY BEEN FORGOTTED for one or two goddamn months.
 

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4fromK said:
BlackWidower said:
Obviously lack of promotion is what does it. But I think the real reason is it's a Steam exclusive and one cannot buy it in stores, and if they are like me they hate DRMs.
is steam a DRM now? I didnt think it really qualified - although it does prevent piracy, albeit without running any malware in the background.
Primarily, it's certainly not simply a distribution model, because if it was, it wouldn't be required to run games that are distributed on discs, like Half Life 2.
 

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I'm not "jizzing myself" over it because of a few reasons:

1: Up until now I had not heard of it.
2: I don't invest in gaming hype and usually don't allow myself to get excited over a game. There are exceptions to this rule.
3: It looks good, sure, but not life-changing in any way.

I'm not going to lie, there is little chance I will ever play this game, but I will root for its success nonetheless.
 

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HUBILUB said:
RatRace123 said:
Why isn't everyone jizzing over, what?
I second this, the fuck is shattered horizon?
It's an above average online fps that can only be played directX10 (ie, Vista, so already it's a piece of shit in my eyes), but at the very least I hardly think it deserves all the hype people who know about it put into it.
There are far superiour games that fly under the radar all the time, but I don't ***** when they aren't recognized (except for maybe Demon's Souls). I do however ***** when games that are just infinately broken (Borderlands and Oblivion, etc) receive such undeserved praise, although Borderlands would be awesome if they'd fix the issues. Oblivion on the other hand never had a chance.