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Joshimodo

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-Drifter- said:


I know he looks cool and all, but am I wrong, or wasn't the whole point of Rorschach that he's an unstable sociopath and a right wing nut job? (In fact, his favourite magazine is basically FOX News on paper) So why do so many people love him?

He was more of a nihilist than a right-wing guy.
 

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-Drifter- said:


I know he looks cool and all, but am I wrong, or wasn't the whole point of Rorschach that he's an unstable sociopath and a right wing nut job? (In fact, his favourite magazine is basically FOX News on paper) So why do so many people love him?
he was less of a total prick than the Comedian...in fact the comedian hes a fucking psycho and asshole
 

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About Cthulhu didn't the boat crush his face, and while he was reassembling himself, he was dragged down with R'yleh? I can't remember.

OT: I can't think of any character. I'll come back later.
 

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lacktheknack said:
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zombiejoe said:
Kitsuna10060 said:
zombiejoe said:
i was not aware Cthulhu was 'awesome' or 'bad ass'
A lot of people think he is. I think the idea is pretty cool, but he isn't an unstoppable beast like people believe he is.
>.> i see, i always saw it as a stupid looking squid monster thing, a mid boss at best basically, or a tougher normal enemy, ya know, the kinda thing you flatten an move on
He DOES explode your brain by looking at you...
i've killed worse on the way to a major enemy :p
 

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plugav said:
Kitsuna10060 said:
zombiejoe said:
Kitsuna10060 said:
zombiejoe said:
i was not aware Cthulhu was 'awesome' or 'bad ass'
A lot of people think he is. I think the idea is pretty cool, but he isn't an unstoppable beast like people believe he is.
>.> i see, i always saw it as a stupid looking squid monster thing, a mid boss at best basically, or a tougher normal enemy, ya know, the kinda thing you flatten an move on
That's the problem with illustrating Lovecraft's creatures. If you read about him, Cthulhu is an immortal alien god, whose existance is blasphemy against the laws of physics and whose very sight can shatter the human mind. You draw him and he's just a green squid-man-bat.

Can't think of my candidate for the "not that awesome" award. Satan maybe? If you ignore Milton's legacy and only look in the Bible, isn't the Devil basically God's lowest minion with the suckiest job?
oh good one XD 'the devil' is hardly bad ass when you go with 'the official canon' as it where, over the over hyped version every one uses
 

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Gigatoast said:
Go read Lovecraft.
Do you mean that as
"I don't know what I'm talking about so I should read lovecraft to actually know what happened"

or

"Lovecraft monsters are not as awesome as people say"
 

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Arthas Menethil AKA The Lich King
Make no mistake, Arthas was a great character during Warcraft 3.
Then he gave his soul for the strongest and most relentless army since the Burning Legion.
Thus he conquered the arctic reaches of Northrend and built cloud-scraping spires in 5 years.
And then he got steam rolled by a raid group.
Some immortal lord of the dead.
 

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shadyh8er said:
Necromancer Jim said:
Chuck Norris. He is not cool. Why?
And he has a hip replacement. He ain't roundhouse kickin' nothing with that!
See, a lot of people have this misconception that replaced hips are weak. That couldn't be any more wrong. That new hip is likely among the most sturdy, if not the most sturdy, parts of his body.
 

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-Drifter- said:
Joshimodo said:
He was more of a nihilist than a right-wing guy.
Have you read the comic?
Yeah. There were tendencies toward it, but he was portrayed far different to your average right-winger. His attitude appeared more nihilistic than it did right-wing.
 

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Your character from bioshock. He talks maybe once in the whole game from what I've seen and everything that he uses as a weapon that isn't a gun or wrench is a genetic enhancement. so he's like silent protagonists except without a set of power armor and a sweater vest instead. although I still like him.
 

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Vaan from FFXII... OH WAIT, NO ONE LIKES HIM.

Seriously though, Master Chief.

Nothing personal, I just don't see him like a bad-ass ************, just a regular army men with a power suit.

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ChieftainStag said:
Your character from bioshock. He talks maybe once in the whole game from what I've seen and everything that he uses as a weapon that isn't a gun or wrench is a genetic enhancement. so he's like silent protagonists except without a set of power armor and a sweater vest instead. although I still like him.
His name is Jack. He's a genetic experiment that took 2 years to fully develop as a 30 year old man. I think that's pretty much bad-ass.
 

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Commander Shepard from Mass Effect.
Yes, I said it.
He's nothing more than an avatar for the player and on his own terms he utterly fails as a character, in fact he's probably one of the great non characters. When he converses with other characters it's THEM who do all the actual talking, all HE does is ask them questions.
Plus the way he flirts with some female characters seems more like grounds for being sued for sexual harrassment.

Don't get me wrong, he's still okay as these things go and I admit that I enjoy role playing in the Mass Effect universe. But I'm also not going to kid myself about Shepard as a character on his own terms.
After a while you have to notice that Shepard doesn't emote, he's just kind of a brick. The worst example of boneheaded emotionless dialogue for me personally was on Horizon where he finally reuinites with his star crossed lover Ashley Williams, they hug and she's all but about to break into tears after the two years of grief after his 'death'. He then opens with the brilliant line:
"It's good to see you Williams, how've you been?"

Seriously, great way to greet someone who loved you and spent two years in grief. Well done.

The badass ultra cool dude who sleeps with all the chicks and kills giant space robot cuttlefish is basically just a fourteen year old's interpretation of what is otherwise a total blank slate with no identity, personality or even set backstory.
He's just a blank slate that happens to have a lot of dialogue options.

EDIT: By the way for all the people talking about Masterchief:

He blew up the Halo intallation.
He grabbed a bomb, carried it out with him after jumping out of a space station in the middle of a fleet battle to plant said bomb onto an enemy frigate.
He killed the Prophet of Regret.
He destroyed the entire flood infection by activating a Halo ring in a zone beyond the rim of our galaxy and subsequently destroyed the Ark as well.

I'm just saying, dude's done stuff.
 

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-Drifter- said:


I know he looks cool and all, but am I wrong, or wasn't the whole point of Rorschach that he's an unstable sociopath and a right wing nut job? (In fact, his favourite magazine is basically FOX News on paper) So why do so many people love him?
The role he played as a Randian character. He wouldn't sacrifice his principles for anything, much like Batman.
 

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Alssadar said:
Arthas Menethil AKA The Lich King
Make no mistake, Arthas was a great character during Warcraft 3.
Then he gave his soul for the strongest and most relentless army since the Burning Legion.
Thus he conquered the arctic reaches of Northrend and built cloud-scraping spires in 5 years.
And then he got steam rolled by a raid group.
Some immortal lord of the dead.
I found it worse that he was really lazy with killing people.
Wrathgate? Dudes duke it out a bit, blergh poison gas from forsaken, best take a lemsip and a rest.
The questchain in the Ardent Vanguard in Icecrown? Screw it, the beetle people have got this covered. Oh, they advanced? Fuck it, more beetle people!
Trial of the Crusader, Oh hey guys, notice we got pretty much every important character in the WoW universe here, but hey, I've ANOTHER beetle person for you to fight.
And yeah, when you finally get there, he's just sitting there waiting! It's like he's just thinking "Ugh, fine fine I'll fight you, gawd..."
 

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zombiejoe said:
Step 1: Pick a "badass" or "awesome"
Step 2: Say why they are not as cool as people think.

Mine, Cthulhu

why?

[spoiler/]Cthulhu was stopped in "Call of Cthulhu" by getting stabbed in the head by a boat. He didn't die, but it warded him off for a few eons. If a boat could keep him away for eons, how long would he need to wait after getting bombed?[/spoiler]

Your turn
I plan to add my own entry later, but first:

To be fair, the boat didn't really kill Cthulhu or do any permanent damage. It was rammed through him, and then he instantly turned into a mist and reappeared somewhere. Second, the writing has very deliberately implied in that story that it wasn't in fact the Cthulu, but instead an outer spawn with a form similar to him.


You'd be better off referring how Ultraman Tiga killed Cthulhu's first born son, Ghatanothoa.

 

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Kitsuna10060 said:
zombiejoe said:
i was not aware Cthulhu was 'awesome' or 'bad ass'

for me?
Super Man
1) he's dumb, never seen him in kinda fight the required more thought an skill from him then 'punch with right, then with left' or, fly threw a wall when there's a perfectly good door he could use -.- but that's a brain function beyond him.

2) he's a over grown boyscout, on the one hand, yeah its fine, he's lawful/good, but on the other, he's the most powerful hero of the DC line up, and NO ONE fears him, at all, sure maybe the odd thug here or there, but by an large no one's scared of him, and to me, if your a good guy, no matter how strong you are, if no ones thinking twice about messing with you, your doing something wrong

3) -.- his weakness ... is a fucking rock ... really? REALLY?!?! that was the best they could come up with, a fucking ROCK, sure its green an it glows, still a rock -.- still really fucking lame
Wow, that was hysterical.

I would also say Chuck Norris (since others have too, not saying you did), only because Bruce Lee.
 

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Wolverine. The only reason he's so badass is that the writers keep upping his actual powers to the point where if theres a fleck of skin left of him somewhere, he's coming back. He slashes shit and yeah he's a good fighter, but how much of a mary sue is he really? They jam him full of sharp, indestructible metal and then make it so he can't die even if he didn't have it?


Buuuuulllllshit.