Why won't Sonic die?

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TheSeventhLoneWolf

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Sonic died in my eyes years ago, i thought it was going bad a sonic adventure battle 2, then i had seen sonic heros after awhile later. You can always go lower than rock bottom if you use a big enough drill of disapointment.
 

Elijin

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Heh. Way to play on peoples simple simple minds. I can almost see the marketing behind this...

"Hmm...people like...Sonic....and....what else do people like? Swords? Yes, swords are cool, lets give him a sword."

Then some time later, poor little jimmy sees a game cover with both Sonic, and a sword, its like christmas, only with less crazy relatives. But just as much dissapointment.
 

Vrex360

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I honestly don't get what the hell Sonic is still doing here, it's one thing to be a Mascot for a specific console like Mario, Snake, Masterchief etc but SEGA left the console war ages ago. Sonic is now kind of pathetic, a mascot with nothing to represent.
He needs to fuck off.
 

Vrex360

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Pyromaniac1337" post="9.91176.1428185 said:
I'm not even going to bother to go through the posts in this topic, because I already know that 99.9% of them are rabid morons proclaiming that any deviation from the BORING AS FUCK "Run around at high speed on a 2D plane" formula is instantly shit. I have enough of that at the Sonic Chronicles board at GameFAQs.

Sonic was founded on the running very fast on a 2D plane, so if that was shit then the very premise of the series is shit. Most complaints come to the broken controls, unusable cameras, god awful stories and terrible voice acting.
 

letsnoobtehpwns

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The game flopped and all the company did was announce Sonic Unleashed 2. Only one word is needed to say why sonic is still alive, and that word is nostalgia.
 

theultimateend

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Ryuzix said:
...Sonic, with a SWORD!?
FACEPALM!
It is funny one of the only popular characters who is a walking weapon (his back spines are razor sharp if he wants them to be) is the character they hand a weapon.

Just like when they gave the black one guns.

I thought to myself...hmm...
 

CertifiedWaffle

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Because some people just can't produce any good games so they attempt to revive bad ones, and do it terribly. I want to see the Sonic series die.
 

Ryuzix

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theultimateend said:
Ryuzix said:
...Sonic, with a SWORD!?
FACEPALM!
It is funny one of the only popular characters who is a walking weapon (his back spines are razor sharp if he wants them to be) is the character they hand a weapon.

Just like when they gave the black one guns.

I thought to myself...hmm...FACERPALM!
Fixed that for you.
 

Jenzii

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I think Sonic's alrite, maybe he should take some time of, a sorta vacation, cuz i don't wanna see sonic die. And i thought Mario and Sonic at the olympic games was quite fun....
 

roblikestoskate

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To kill a zombie you must destroy the brain or remove the head. Sonic is merely a withered limb on the undead beast known as SEGA.

Chu Chu Rocket, on the other hand, could use some reanimation.