asmidir said:
So in short, four fucked up widom teeth to remove and two extra pre-molars to be untangled from my face like christmas lights.
I had all of my wisdom teeth removed surgically, one at a time as it became necessary. My advice is as follows:
If you have a job, get some time off. If you have classes during the time that you're getting the surgery, get the surgery done on a Friday. My point being: get your damn scheduled cleared.
Take the nice, prescription pain meds, sleep as much as you possibly can, and do as little as possible for a few days after the procedure. In my case, I took the above advice and was fine after two days of doing little more than napping, reading, and possible playing some video games (it's been over 15 years, so my memory is fuzzy). Inactivity and giving your body time to heal up is key. My brother insisted on being very active after his oral surgery and was miserable weeks. I did as little as possible for 2-3 days after my oral surgery and was fine.
Your procedure sounds a LOT more complicated than mine was (like I said, I had one tooth pulled at a time, spaced out over a few years), but I'm guessing that the principles are similar.
My last surgical procedure (getting a abscess removed from my throat before it squeezed my windpipe and suffocated me) took me two weeks to fully recover from, but I was twice your age at the time. I guessing that you'll bounce back better.
So, in short: take the prescribed "happy pills", do as little as possible, avoid solid foods, and sleep as much as you can. Any sympathy fellatio/cunnilingus you might get (gender-dependent, naturally) is a bonus (I got none, but that's my own problem).