Wish Granted, but...

[ilspooner]

GRANTED! But it only fires when you point it up your nose.
I wish it would rain money.

 

[Judgement101]

GRANTED! but it only prints out rotten apples.



i wish for cake.

GRANTED! but its a lie.......
I wish to have a big gun.

GRANTED! But it's a toy gun
I wish for an adorable bunny.

 

[SomeLameStuff]

I wish for an adorable bunny.

GRANTED!

The bunny is dead.

EDIT:

I wish my internet didn't suck.

 

[AhumbleKnight]

I wish for an adorable bunny.

GRANTED!

The bunny is dead.

EDIT:

I wish my internet didn't suck.

GRANTED! but your ISP blocks all games and game related threads.

I wish to be able to tweet 141 characters

 

[Hman121]

GRANTED!, but you can only type in Chinese characters.

I wish for an adorable bunny.

GRANTED!

The bunny is dead.

EDIT:

I wish my internet didn't suck.

GRANTED! but your ISP blocks all games and game related threads.

I wish to be able to tweet 141 characters

GRANTED! But you can only type in Chinese characters. I wish to become the next Hideo Kojima.

 

[Sentox6]

I wish to become the next Hideo Kojima.

GRANTED! Your wish comes exactly true.

I wish I had more time to finish my thesis.

 

[AhumbleKnight]

I wish to become the next Hideo Kojima.

GRANTED! Your wish comes exactly true.

I wish I had more time to finish my thesis.

授予！但是你的狗吃它，你将不得不重新开始。

我希望我可以用英文了！

 

[AVATAR_RAGE]

I wish for an adorable bunny.

GRANTED!

The bunny is dead.

EDIT:

I wish my internet didn't suck.

GRANTED! but your ISP blocks all games and game related threads.

I wish to be able to tweet 141 characters

GRANTED! but you can't move from your computer for a week after each tweet.

I wish I had wings, scaled to fit me and functional too, also they can retract (ha negatize that then, i dare you)

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

I wish for an adorable bunny.

GRANTED!

The bunny is dead.

EDIT:

I wish my internet didn't suck.

GRANTED! but your ISP blocks all games and game related threads.

I wish to be able to tweet 141 characters

GRANTED! but you can't move from your computer for a week after each tweet.

I wish I had wings, scaled to fit me and functional too, also they can retract (ha negatize that then, i dare you)

GRANTED! But you're now terrified of heights.

I wish that Christmas is cancelled forever. Ha ha! Negatize that

 

[LandoCristo]

Granted, but you drop it into the sewers.

I wish that I knew what to wish for.

 

[Cobbs]

GRANTED! But the bombs are out of date (like that epsiode of the simpsons) so its a mini apocalypse
I wish to find the ghost of you and i

 

[EeveeElectro]

Granted, but they sound like Navi and follow you around, "HEY! LISTEN!" until you die.

I wish for loadza money!

 

[Addendum_Forthcoming]

granted, but there is no such unit as a "loadza"
I wish for that origins computer/xbox thing.

Granted, but because of cooling issues it BSoDs every half an hour everytime you play something like Mass Effect that used to pig out onresources.

I wish I had more money to buy shoes ;.;

 

[Guffe]

Granted: but it will break in 1 week

I wish for another trip to Liverpool

 

[restoshammyman]

granted! you now dont have money left for games and or internet.

i wish for to have the first copy of cataclysm

 

[Ze_Reaper_Of_Zeath]

Granted.

Expect your PC is to shitty to run it.

I wish I had Minecraft.

 

[TheGreatDirectorWatanbe]

Granted: but it will break in 1 week

I wish for another trip to Liverpool

granted but, you're stuck there...and it smells.

I wish my phone was a transformer.