Wish Granted, but...

[thahat]

granted! but they necro all the old ones.

i wish that someone would make a GOOD cover based ww2 shooter for pc without it taking a big fat pc to play it.

 

[Funkysandwich]

Granted, but it's 11 years old. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hidden_and_Dangerous

I wish Justin Beiber would die.

 

[rockyoumonkeys]

Granted, but it's a murder/suicide.

I wish Lady Gaga were pretty.

 

[Tsunimo]

Granted, but now everyone else is hideous.

I wish I had Guild Wars 2.

 

[TankCopter]

Granted, but it's a murder/suicide.

I wish Lady Gaga were pretty.

Granted, but now Zooey Deschanel is ugly.

I wish I could afford PS3 games in Australia.

 

[zHellas]

Granted, but it's a murder/suicide.

I wish Lady Gaga were pretty.

Granted, but now Zooey Deschanel is ugly.

I wish I could afford PS3 games in Australia.

Granted! But now poor people hate you.

I wish I had super strength!

 

[direkiller]

Granted, but it's a murder/suicide.

I wish Lady Gaga were pretty.

Granted, but now Zooey Deschanel is ugly.

I wish I could afford PS3 games in Australia.

Granted! But now poor people hate you.

I wish I had super strength!

Granted but you can only lift air


i wish i had a better computer that runs games

 

[Michael Logan]

Granted, but it's a murder/suicide.

I wish Lady Gaga were pretty.

Granted, but now Zooey Deschanel is ugly.

I wish I could afford PS3 games in Australia.

Granted! But now poor people hate you.

I wish I had super strength!

Granted but you can only lift air


i wish i had a better computer that runs games

Granted, but you cant afford to buy any games.

I wish I could come up with a wish to wish for.

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

Granted, but it's a murder/suicide.

I wish Lady Gaga were pretty.

Granted, but now Zooey Deschanel is ugly.

I wish I could afford PS3 games in Australia.

Granted! But now poor people hate you.

I wish I had super strength!

Granted but you can only lift air


i wish i had a better computer that runs games

Granted! But it crashes every 7 minutes 23 seconds.

I wish Bobby Kotick resigns. Tomorrow. And doesn't get a job anywhere else. Doing anything. [sub] Even breathing.[/sub]

 

[zHellas]

Granted, but it's a murder/suicide.

I wish Lady Gaga were pretty.

Granted, but now Zooey Deschanel is ugly.

I wish I could afford PS3 games in Australia.

Granted! But now poor people hate you.

I wish I had super strength!

Granted but you can only lift air


i wish i had a better computer that runs games

Granted, but they're only MANY copies of Barbie Horse Adventures.

I wish I could predict future events.

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

Granted! But you can only predict events 2 seconds ahead!

I wish that I was able to persuade anyone to do anything at any time

 

[willsham45]

Granted but you will be punched or slapped before they do what you want

I wish my internet was more reliable

 

[Mechsoap]

granted! but it will be 100kb/s

i wish i had an gigantic minigun

 

[Raptor Defence Engineer]

granted! but it will be 100kb/s

i wish i had an gigantic minigun

Granted but you die by being stabbed in the foot immediately after obtaining it.

I wish I had the Sword of Truth.

 

[Count Igor]

Granted!
It tells you bad things about yourself every minute.


I wish I had three feet.

 

[Epailes]

Granted!
But the third food gets infected and needs to get cut off.
I wish for a puppy, that won't be evil in any way >.>

 

[Sir Prize]

Granted, but the puppy is just plain hyper.
I wish to be a super genius!

 

[Count Igor]

Granted!
But to keep all that knowledge, your head is the size of a beach.
Yes. A beach.

I wish I could move things. WITH MY MIND

 

[DaMullet]

Granted! But you can only move things at a top speed of 0.00000000000000001 MPH

I wish I could dance!

 

[SNIPERFOX ft. Harry P.Ness]

i wish i had 100 million moneys!