Wish Granted, but...

[Terrortree]

(here is how the game works, the person above you makes a wish. You then grant that wish by saying "GRANTED! but" then you have to put a negative spin on it, then you make your wish and the person under you does the same to you. It's a lot of fun)

I wish I could talk to animals!

 

[T-Bone24]

GRANTED! But they all hate you.

I wish I had a chicken sandwich.

[sub]This should be in Forum Games, jus' sayin'.[/sub]

 

[Irridium]

Granted, but its a live Chicken. And its angry.

I wish the guy after me gets his foot bitten off by a badger.

 

[Composer]

edit
nvm my reaction time is aweful

 

[PureChaos]

GRANTED! but the chicken is mouldy

i wish i could fly

 

[T-Bone24]

Sweet, three people granted my wish.

 

[Irridium]

Granted but you get hit by a plane.

I wish I wasn't ninja'd all the time...

 

[hittite]

GRANTED! but the chicken is mouldy

i wish i could fly

GRANTED
but you can only do it with your eyes closed.

I wish I had $50 right now

 

[Palademon]

Granted, but its a live Chicken. And its angry.

I wish the guy after me gets his foot bitten off by a badger.

GRANTED!
It was radiactive and made me a super hero.

GRANTED! but the chicken is mouldy

i wish i could fly

GRANTED!
But you can only fly under sea level.

I wish to have no emotions.

 

[Direwolf750]

GRANTED

youll be pirated instead.

I wish I could read minds

 

[Fox1789]

GRANTED! but, from now on you get "iced"
i wish i could play any instrument i wanted by ear

 

[T-Bone24]

GRANTED! But you can't turn the power off.

I wish for universal peace.

 

[Terrortree]

edit
lol slow response time XD

 

[SuperSuperSuperGuy]

Granted, but all humans need to die in the process.

I wish I could travel to any time that I wanted.

 

[Aggressor and Usurper]

Granted! But all the nukes have already been launched.

I wish Jared Leto never existed.

[sub][sub]Interesting fact: 37% of my posts are about my negative feelings toward Jared Leto.[/sub][/sub]

 

[YoBadMama]

GRANTED

youll be pirated instead.

I wish I could read minds

GRANTED! but you can only see when they use the bathroom.

I wish I had infinate power.

 

[mariofan1000]

Granted but everyone switches gender but nobody notices because they're to busy playing farmville.

I wish this game was less cliche.

 

[Brandon237]

Edit: Granted, now you have to use your pinky finger to type in this thread again...

I wish that I had a pet snake made out of sandwiches.

 

[Johnnyallstar]

GRANTED! But now you are completely cliche.

I wish I could control weather.

 

[Brandon237]

Granted, but all you can do is make hurricanes.

I wish for fish.