Wish Granted, but...

[Composer]

GRANTED! But the universe is destroyed to do it.

I wish I could control weather.

GRANTED
but u can only make it hotter
i wish i could finish my project

 

[YoBadMama]

GRANTED! But the universe is destroyed to do it.

I wish I could control weather.

GRANTED! but you can only make 1 raindrop at a time and it takes 3 hours.

I wish I had the ability to transform my appearance.

 

[Jonluw]

Granted! But now you'll be forced to do the weather reports for the rest of time. Edit: Damn it.

Granted! But you will always transform into the exact opposite of what is handy in your situation.

I wish people would start posting their games in the forum games section.

 

[royohz]

Granted, but all you can do is make hurricanes.

I wish for fish.

GRANTED! But they're all rotten.

I wish that Valve made Half-Life: Episode 3 already.

 

[Composer]

GRANTED! But the universe is destroyed to do it.

I wish I could control weather.

GRANTED! but you can only make 1 raindrop at a time and it takes 3 hours.

I wish I had the ability to transform my appearance.

GRANTED
but you can only turn into a fat guy

i wish i could control my cat

 

[Joe Matsuda]

Granted!

but it sucks

I wish I could teleport

 

[Brandon237]

Granted, but it turns out horrible.

I wish that the mods would move this thread.

 

[Phoenix09215]

GRANTED! But its only on the Wii!

I wish I could turn anything I wanted into BACON!

 

[Brandon237]

granted, but the bacon is covered in spiders!

I wish I had spider free bacon.

 

[royohz]

GRANTED! But its only on the Wii!

I wish I could turn anything I wanted into BACON!

GRANTED! But nobody likes bacon anymore.

 

[Composer]

GRANTED! But its only on the Wii!

I wish I could turn anything I wanted into BACON!

Granted!
but it happens when you look at an object

i wish for a TARDIS

 

[Phoenix09215]

GRANTED! But it is human bacon!

I wish I had spider free, pig bacon!

 

[Brandon237]

Granted, it self-destructs.

I wish people wouldn't always quote the person above me.

 

[omicron1]

Granted, but it's just fat-free "turkey bacon."

I wish Apple would cut the price on all their devices to reasonable levels.

 

[YoBadMama]

Granted, but all you can do is make hurricanes.

I wish for fish.

GRANTED! But they're all rotten.

I wish that Valve made Half-Life: Episode 3 already.

Granted, but you play as a headcrab, and you can only get killed by Gordon.

I wish I was a turd.

 

[royohz]

GRANTED! But you're still a turd...

EDIT: Forgot to wish. I wish my dog was still alive.

 

[Brandon237]

Granted, but now you're broke.

I wish I knew why I even bothered... *looks at above posts*

 

[Phoenix09215]

Granted, it self-destructs.

I wish people wouldn't always quote the person above me.

GRANTED! but instead we will quote you!

I wish that I win this thread!!!

 

[Brandon237]

Granted, your prize is that your brain explodes PAINLESSLY.

I wish I were happier that my wish came true.