Wish Granted, but...

[YoBadMama]

Granted, but it's ass flavour.

I wish I had a hammock.

GRANTED! but it can't hold you up.

I wish I could enjoy my Pringles.

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

Granted, but that's the only thing you'll ever enjoy from now on.

I wish I could fall asleep.

 

[Brandon237]

Granted, but now the world is a more boring place without that oddity.

I wish I had a cup of ice-tea, hairspray and a fire-lighter.

 

[Mr.Mattress]

Granted, but you cannot make a bomb with those things.

I wish I was the Greatest Cartoonist in the history of the world!

 

[Brandon237]

Granted, but you don't wake up.

I wish my posts would go through all the time!

 

[Mikester1290]

granted, but u only draw penises.

I wish i could get a beer without moving

 

[The Afrodactyl]

Granted, but you don't wake up.

I wish my posts would go through all the time!

Granted, but they're all in a different language.

I wish I could play guitar

 

[Brandon237]

Granted, but you can no longer swallow alcohol.

I wish my posts went through faster.

 

[Mikester1290]

granted, but they goto a completley different forum for a different website.

i wish that my computer had eleventy monitors

 

[Cheesus333]

Granted, but they only show a still image of Hitler. And you can't turn them off.

I wish that the wish below me never came true.

 

[Brandon237]

Granted, but eleventy is the new word for zero.

I wish I had an electric guitar made out of pineapples.

 

[imnot]

GRANTED! the pinapples are full of maggots.
poison maggots.

I wish I wasnt so paranoid.

 

[Brandon237]

Granted, but everyone now thinks you are paranoid.

I wish you were paranoid again.

 

[Count Igor]

[HEADING=1]GRANTED![/HEADING]

But now he's paranoid enough to think you're stalking him.
Thus, by my logic, he stalks you.

Enjoy your life-long Stalker!


I wish I could copy and paste anythin in real life. NOT ON TEH INTYWEBZ.

 

[Death God]

Wish Granted. You are now a computer.

I wish I had every game system and game that I have ever wanted with free T.V.

 

[A Gent of Villainous Intent]

GRANTED.

But they don't have plugs or screens.

I wish I could turn giant on a whim!

 

[Count Igor]

Wish Granted. You are now a computer.

I wish I had every game system and game that I have ever wanted with free T.V.

I must grant your wish before I can ask a question.
[HEADING=1]GRANTED![/HEADING]
But there are time bombs inside each and every one. That explode in less then a second.

Question: I'm confused about the Paradox twist. 'Splain pl0x.

And because I must:
I wish everything made sense!

Edit: Damn reaction times.

GRANTED (To Agent51)
But each time you do you suffer agonising pain, enough to kill you, suprisingly.

Same wish as above.

 

[Mikester1290]

granted, but...

I wish that half life 2 episode 3 will not be on steam by tommorow.

edit: lag, was in resoponse to wish below not gunna happen

 

[Singularly Datarific]

GRANTED, but HL2EP3 is 460 TB of downloading, and actually isn't that good.

I wish I could learn any language instantly!

 

[ultrachicken]

Granted, but you get a terrible accent so no-one can understand you.

I wish I could turn invisible.