Wish Granted, but...

[sune26]

GRANTED, but it's unsubbed, in Russian.

I wish my shoulder would stop hurting

GRANTED, but your arm simply falls off

I wish I could fall asleep.

 

[Csae]

GRANTED, but it's unsubbed, in Russian.

I wish my shoulder would stop hurting

Granted, but now your crotch hurts.

I wish that i would get a wish with no negative spins.

Edit: good god, and i had refreshed too, seriously that many posts in the 10seconds it took to type this!?!? Wow.

 

[Cheesus333]

GRANTED! But it only drives backwards.

I wish my room was pink.

GRANTED! the pinapples are full of maggots.
poison maggots.

I wish I wasnt so paranoid.

His wish can't be granted

 

[qazcake]

granted but you lost an arm

i wish i had a apc

 

[Gralian]

Granted, but in order to make it stop hurting, they had to amputate.

I wish I had a car.

Granted, but the car will explode when you turn the key in the ignition.

I wish i was a God.

 

[qazcake]

granted but now your gay

i want a pet tank

 

[Cheesus333]

Granted, but in order to make it stop hurting, they had to amputate.

I wish I had a car.

Granted, but the car will explode when you turn the key in the ignition.

I wish i was a God.

Granted, but no-one believes in you. Atheism can be a right dick.

I wish I wasn't ninja'd in this post!

EDIT: BALLS.

 

[sune26]

Granted, but in order to make it stop hurting, they had to amputate.

I wish I had a car.

Granted, but the car will explode when you turn the key in the ignition.

I wish i was a God.

GRANTED, but your powers only work on monkeys

I wish my laptop would break so I can sleep

 

[Counter_Southpaw]

Granted, but in order to make it stop hurting, they had to amputate.

I wish I had a car.

Granted, but the car will explode when you turn the key in the ignition.

I wish i was a God.

GRANTED, but your powers only work on monkeys

I wish my laptop would break so I can sleep

GRANTED, but it has now been replaced by a small infant with an empty stomach.

I wish my homework would od itslef.

 

[royohz]

Granted, but in order to make it stop hurting, they had to amputate.

I wish I had a car.

Granted, but the car will explode when you turn the key in the ignition.

I wish i was a God.

GRANTED, but your powers only work on monkeys

I wish my laptop would break so I can sleep

GRANTED, but it has now been replaced by a small infant with an empty stomach.

I wish my homework would od itslef.

GRANTED! But it's all very wrong.
Edit: forgot my wish. I wish that all poke wars ended.

 

[Blue_vision]

Granted, but now your crotch hurts.

I wish that i would get a wish with no negative spins.

fuuuck it does now

GRANTED, but it inherently means you can't have any fun with it

 

[Cheesus333]

Granted, but now your crotch hurts.

I wish that i would get a wish with no negative spins.

fuuuck it does now

GRANTED, but it inherently means you can't have any fun with it

Granted, but.

I wish there was a wish in that guy's post...

 

[sune26]

Granted, but now your crotch hurts.

I wish that i would get a wish with no negative spins.

fuuuck it does now

GRANTED, but it inherently means you can't have any fun with it

Granted, but.

I wish there was a wish in that guy's post...

GRANTED but you will loose all interest in reading it

I wish I had a cooler avatar.

 

[royohz]

Granted, but now your crotch hurts.

I wish that i would get a wish with no negative spins.

fuuuck it does now

GRANTED, but it inherently means you can't have any fun with it

Granted, but.

I wish there was a wish in that guy's post...

GRANTED but you will loose all interest in reading it

I wish I had a cooler avatar.

Granted, but only you think it's cool.

I wish I knew of a movie to watch right now.

 

[Count Igor]

Granted, but now your crotch hurts.

I wish that i would get a wish with no negative spins.

fuuuck it does now

GRANTED, but it inherently means you can't have any fun with it

Granted, but.

I wish there was a wish in that guy's post...

GRANTED but you will loose all interest in reading it

I wish I had a cooler avatar.

Granted!
But it was removed due to copywright infringement.

I wish everything was the same as it is now.
If you twist it wrongly I WILL call you out on it. So be afraid.

 

[sune26]

Granted, but now your crotch hurts.

I wish that i would get a wish with no negative spins.

fuuuck it does now

GRANTED, but it inherently means you can't have any fun with it

Granted, but.

I wish there was a wish in that guy's post...

GRANTED but you will loose all interest in reading it

I wish I had a cooler avatar.

Granted, but only you think it's cool.

I wish I knew of a movie to watch right now.

GRANTED but you don't like the movie

I wish I at least had a cool motto

 

[LordLoudmouth]

Granted, but now your crotch hurts.

I wish that i would get a wish with no negative spins.

fuuuck it does now

GRANTED, but it inherently means you can't have any fun with it

Granted, but.

I wish there was a wish in that guy's post...

GRANTED but you will loose all interest in reading it

I wish I had a cooler avatar.

Granted, but only you think it's cool.

I wish I knew of a movie to watch right now.

GRANTED but you don't like the movie

I wish I at least had a cool motto

GRANTED but its censored for racism and thus unprintable

I wish i were Rasputin the russias greatest love machine

 

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

Granted, but now your crotch hurts.

I wish that i would get a wish with no negative spins.

fuuuck it does now

GRANTED, but it inherently means you can't have any fun with it

Granted, but.

I wish there was a wish in that guy's post...

GRANTED but you will loose all interest in reading it

I wish I had a cooler avatar.

Granted, but only you think it's cool.

I wish I knew of a movie to watch right now.

GRANTED but you don't like the movie

I wish I at least had a cool motto

GRANTED but its censored for racism and thus unprintable

I wish i were Rasputin the russias greatest love machine

GRANTED! But you are a hermaphrodite.

I wish there really were Jedi.

 

[royohz]

Granted, but now your crotch hurts.

I wish that i would get a wish with no negative spins.

fuuuck it does now

GRANTED, but it inherently means you can't have any fun with it

Granted, but.

I wish there was a wish in that guy's post...

GRANTED but you will loose all interest in reading it

I wish I had a cooler avatar.

Granted, but only you think it's cool.

I wish I knew of a movie to watch right now.

GRANTED but you don't like the movie

I wish I at least had a cool motto

GRANTED but its censored for racism and thus unprintable

I wish i were Rasputin the russias greatest love machine

Granted, but you are shot, poisoned and drowned in a local river.

I wish that this wish contains an unsolvable paradox caused by the rules of the game.

 

[carpathic]

Granted..

But suddenly God does make a rock so big he cannot pick it up, and it falls on your toe.

I wish I had a wookiee companion too.