Wish Granted, but...

[The Stonker]

Granted

Although you didn't vote for anything either.

I wish I ruled the world .....with SCIENCE

Granted but aliens attack and rule over you with an iron fist.

I wish I had longer hair, WHICH WASN'T MADE OUT OF SNAKES!

 

[blackflare]

Granted! But your so incredibly ugly everyone that looks at you will annoy you with the worst and most common internet memes until your eyes start to bleed .

I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce, and mustard, and... I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't wanna turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any more weird surprises

 

[ninja555]

Granted! But you get food posining and spend the rest of the day in the bathroom.

I wish for a stapler that shoots lasers instead of staples.

 

[Aratus]

Granted but you only have enough ammo for one shot!

I wish I had a robot buddy

 

[JWW]

I wish I had a robot buddy

Granted! But it's C3PO

I wish I was an anthropomorphic bear with a chainsaw.

 

[blackflare]

Granted but it turns homicidal and destorys your favourite game because it thinks you dont spend enough time with him.

I wish for a golden footstool

 

[William Dickbringer]

Granted but you only have enough ammo for one shot!

I wish I had a robot buddy

Granted but he wants to be your only friend and kills anyone who is or get too close to you

I wish I was a god

 

[Aratus]

So I have a homicidal C3PO with jealousy issues...AWESOME

 

[spartan1077]

granted but no one believes in you

I wish this forum was original(corrupt a wish forum already exsists)

 

[Ze_Reaper_Of_Zeath]

GRANTED. Expect now there's 3 more of them.

I wish I had Minecraft

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

Granted but it 404'd as you posted that

I wish I was more creative

 

[Nostalgia Ripoff]

Granted but it 404'd as you posted that

I wish I was more creative

Granted! But you start to believe your imaginations are real and start to live life there.

I wish I was watching a movie that didn't suck right now.

 

[TheScottishFella]

Granted but it 404'd as you posted that

I wish I was more creative

Granted! But you start to believe your imaginations are real and start to live life there.

I wish I was watching a movie that didn't suck right now.

Granted but you are in a street, peeping through a window and you just stepped in some turd.

I wish that I could have all the knowledge of the world without my head blowing up.

 

[Cherry Cola]

So we are basically playing Calypso the game? (Anyone who gets that reference will be loved by me for all eternity)

Granted but it 404'd as you posted that

I wish I was more creative

Granted! But you start to believe your imaginations are real and start to live life there.

I wish I was watching a movie that didn't suck right now.

Granted but you are in a street, peeping through a window and you just stepped in some turd.

I wish that I could have all the knowledge of the world without my head blowing up.

Here you are sir, all the knowledge in the world!

Oh wait, your ass exploded.

I wish for a paper bag (again, eternal love if you get the reference)

 

[TheScottishFella]

Granted but the bag is on fire.

I wish for HL2 Episode 3 or HL3

 

[ANImaniac89]

Granted but you only have enough ammo for one shot!

I wish I had a robot buddy

Granted but he wants to be your only friend and kills anyone who is or get too close to you

I wish I was a god

Granted, but you preside over a nihilistic world that soon grows tried of the stories about you, It is declared that you don't exist and soon you begin to fade away from the minds and hearts of the people, unable to change the minds of the people you slowly slip into madness but since your God you feel an attachment to every living being and you MUST protect them at all cost even when they openly despise you. and this goes on for all times. Never mind this Granted,But kind of depresses me on reflection,

Granted, But on of your bastard offspring comes to beat your head into a rock for betraying him

Oh and I Wish for this itching to go away

 

[Urgh76]

Granted! Unfortunately, now everyone's personal affairs and untimely images are burned into your skull. Damn Ninja

EDIT: Granted! Now you just have a hideous rash!

I wish my girlfriend would tell me she loves me, and mean it

 

[Deleted]

Granted, but she loves you as a brother.

I wish Megaman Legends 3 came out.

 

[Cherry Cola]

Granted! Unfortunately, now everyone's personal affairs and untimely images are burned into your skull.

I wish my girlfriend would tell me she loves me, and mean it

Granted!

Oh wait, it appears she mistook you for the guy she's cheating on you with.

I wish for eternal damnation in hell

 

[Urgh76]

Granted! Unfortunately, now everyone's personal affairs and untimely images are burned into your skull.

I wish my girlfriend would tell me she loves me, and mean it

Granted!

Oh wait, it appears she mistook you for the guy she's cheating on you with.

I wish for eternal damnation in hell

Granted, but you're now Satan's butt buddy.

I wish for 10 more seasons of One Piece EPICNESS