Wish Granted, but...

[Cherry Cola]

Granted! Unfortunately, now everyone's personal affairs and untimely images are burned into your skull.

I wish my girlfriend would tell me she loves me, and mean it

Granted!

Oh wait, it appears she mistook you for the guy she's cheating on you with.

I wish for eternal damnation in hell

Granted, but you're now Satan's butt buddy.

I wish for 10 more seasons of One Piece EPICNESS

Granted, but you'll have to watch it with me.

I wish for some popcorn for our upcoming One Piece marathon!

 

[michael_ab]

Granted, but all you can do is make hurricanes.

I wish for fish.

GRANTED! But they're all rotten.

I wish that Valve made Half-Life: Episode 3 already.

granted, but you can never find a copy, either in stores or online. and people think its too awesome to pirate, so you cant even get it illegally oh and any screen you see is playing trailers, tournament advertisments from places you could never get to, and most of all "coming to a store near you!!" but it never does

EDIT: i think i just created someones personal hell

 

[michael_ab]

Granted! Unfortunately, now everyone's personal affairs and untimely images are burned into your skull.

I wish my girlfriend would tell me she loves me, and mean it

Granted!

Oh wait, it appears she mistook you for the guy she's cheating on you with.

I wish for eternal damnation in hell

Granted, but you're now Satan's butt buddy.

I wish for 10 more seasons of One Piece EPICNESS

Granted, but you'll have to watch it with me.

I wish for some popcorn for our upcoming One Piece marathon!

granted but it is all burned black

 

[Epailes]

You didn't make a wish, so you don't get one.
I wish I could get a hug right now.

 

[The Stonker]

Granted! But your so incredibly ugly everyone that looks at you will annoy you with the worst and most common internet memes until your eyes start to bleed .

I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce, and mustard, and... I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't wanna turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any more weird surprises

Well I'm atleast prettier then your face :3

Granted! But you get suprise pirate butt sexs.

 

[The Stonker]

You didn't make a wish, so you don't get one.
I wish I could get a hug right now.

Granted! But I want to hug you tight so that you will feel more love.
I wish someone could give me a backrub.

 

[KefkaCultist]

I wish to see the Mona Lisa painting.

GRANTED but you die as soon as you look at it.

I wish I could be skinny.

 

[The Stonker]

I wish to see the Mona Lisa painting.

GRANTED but you die as soon as you look at it.

I wish I could be skinny.

Granted! But now your so skinny that your a bacteria.

I wish that my friend would just come out of the closet already.

 

[Sjakie]

Granted, but he only came out of your closet to kill you with a knife

i wish i could get some

 

[Epailes]

EDIT: ninja'd
Granted! but what happens in (the movie) teeth happens to you
I wish i could be more confident

 

[The Stonker]

Granted, but he only came out of your closet to kill you with a knife

i wish i could get some

Granted! But it's with a bear.

I wish I wasn't so manly.

 

[restoshammyman]

granted! but now you have no gender.

i wish to have my own copy of the earth were i am all alone.

 

[Epailes]

Granted! but there is no other living thing what-so-ever, so you starve to death.
I wish for the pirate, ninja alliance to be happen.

 

[Master_of_Oldskool]

Granted! You go insane from loneliness.

EDIT: Ninja'd. Anyways... Granted! But the pirates and ninjas are coming for you now.

I wish I could eat whatever I wanted without enlarging my man-tits.

 

[Counter_Southpaw]

granted! but now you have no gender.

i wish to have my own copy of the earth were i am all alone.

Granted, but the core has turned into a black hole.

EDIT: Granted, but your bum gets bigger instead.

I wish Minecraft never existed.

 

[The Stonker]

granted! but now you have no gender.

i wish to have my own copy of the earth were i am all alone.

Granted! But your immortal, so your trapped lonely with nothing but your own insanity.

I wish I wasn't genderless.

 

[ShogunGino]

granted! but now you have no gender.

i wish to have my own copy of the earth were i am all alone.

Granted! But your immortal, so your trapped lonely with nothing but your own insanity.

I wish I wasn't genderless.

Granted, but now you're a hermaphrodite with severe body odor.

I wish that pizza was the most nutritious food in existence.

 

[D0WNT0WN]

granted! but now you have no gender.

i wish to have my own copy of the earth were i am all alone.

Granted! But your immortal, so your trapped lonely with nothing but your own insanity.

I wish I wasn't genderless.

Granted, but now you're a hermaphrodite with severe body odor.

I wish that pizza was the most nutritious food in existence.

Granted but it now tastes like poop.

I wish that Cartoon Network was awesome again.