Wish Granted, but...

[TheTurtleMan]

granted, it doesnt, but you just made a stupid wish

i wish i had some pizza right now with only the toppings i wish on it *e.g. nothing nasty on it, only what i want*

Granted, the toppings are whatever you want, but the sauce is now blood and the bread made of cardboard.

I wish I was the greatest banjo player in the world. Oh and that the banjo was still a cool instrument.

 

[ryanxm]

granted, it doesnt, but you just made a stupid wish

i wish i had some pizza right now with only the toppings i wish on it *e.g. nothing nasty on it, only what i want*

Granted, but right before you eat it your sense of taste completely changes, and all your favorite toppings sound disgusting while anchovies and pineapple sound delicious.

I wish I had the power of mind control.

granted but you bleed out your eyes and ears in large quantitys when you use said power

 

[Dabox1]

OT - so much ninja'ing...

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

granted, it doesnt, but you just made a stupid wish

i wish i had some pizza right now with only the toppings i wish on it *e.g. nothing nasty on it, only what i want*

Granted, the toppings are whatever you want, but the sauce is now blood and the bread made of cardboard.

I wish I was the greatest banjo player in the world. Oh and that the banjo was still a cool instrument.

Granted, you just will never be popular or recognized.

I wish I knew how to pilot a jet.

 

[ultrachicken]

Granted, but birds will automatically fly at the turbines.

I wish my download would finish.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

Okay, but it's ten gigs of gay furry porn instead of what you wanted.

I wish my laptop had greater battery length.

 

[mrx19869]

Okay, but it's ten gigs of gay furry porn instead of what you wanted.

I wish my laptop had more battery.

GRANTED: But you could only use it for 20 minutes at a time

I wish I could turn invisible...

 

[Whodat]

Granted but you leave red footprints everywhere you go

I wish i had your computer

 

[ultrachicken]

Granted, but it has red footprints all over the screen...

I wish I was a ninja

 

[Whodat]

GRANTED! But every time you step your shoes squeak and you are incredibly loud/clumsy.

I wish Daft Punk was even more awesome

 

[HT_Black]

I wish i had your computer

Granted, but I'm keeping the video card, RAM, peripherals, and auxiliary processors.

I wish I was unable to get hungover.

 

[Deviltongue]

I wish i had your computer

Granted, but I'm keeping the video card, RAM, peripherals, and auxiliary processors.

I wish I was unable to get hungover.

Granted, you can no longer get hungover because you're hungover all the time.

I wish I had a 100 billion dollars.

 

[Marik2]

I wish i had your computer

Granted, but I'm keeping the video card, RAM, peripherals, and auxiliary processors.

I wish I was unable to get hungover.

Granted, you can no longer get hungover because you're hungover all the time.

I wish I had a 100 billion dollars.

Granted but you can only give it to a hobo.

I wish I can marry the women of my dreams.

 

[The87Italians]

Granted but she's not allowed to be within 100 miles of you.

I wish I was a guitar god.

 

[HT_Black]

I wish I was unable to get hungover.

Granted, you can no longer get hungover because you're hungover all the time.

I wish I had a 100 billion dollars.

Granted, but it's all counterfieted, and very poorly at that. Like someone drew a #1 in purple crayon on a piece of paper and called it a dollar.

I wish the bitches knew they didn't know 'bout how they knew.

 

[lacktheknack]

Granted but she's not allowed to be within 100 miles of you.

I wish I was a guitar god.

Granted, but now you're going to do sex, drugs and rock'n'roll until you vomit your spleen out and die.

I wish for an end to world hunger.

 

[whaleswiththumbs]

I wish for an end to world hunger.

GRANTED! But you will die of starvation

I wish for two more wishes

 

[HT_Black]

I wish I was a guitar god.

Granted, but Guitar Satan is Herman Li.

I wish for an end to world hunger.

Granted, because the hungry people have fasted their way to a higher plain of existence and now amuse themselves by torturing everyone else.

I wish for two more wishes

But none of them come true.

I wish this wish-corrupting game wasn't so fun.

 

[whaleswiththumbs]

I wish this wish-corrupting game wasn't so fun.

Granted but you're forced to play the now boring game constantly

I wish for everything to be perfect in my life

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, but now I must kill you for being human scum, MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA H!!!

I wish that a brilliantly deep and layered game about the Sangheili of the Halo universe would finally get made.