Wish Granted, but...

[ShogunGino]

Granted but it now tastes like poop.

I wish that Cartoon Network was awesome again.

Granted, but then it goes bankrupt and 4kids takes over the channel.

EDITsorry, forgot a wish)

I wish that everyone agreed that videogames fall under 1st amendment protection, and stopped thinking that it ruins kids lives.

 

[The Stonker]

granted! but now you have no gender.

i wish to have my own copy of the earth were i am all alone.

Granted! But your immortal, so your trapped lonely with nothing but your own insanity.

I wish I wasn't genderless.

Granted, but now you're a hermaphrodite with severe body odor.

I wish that pizza was the most nutritious food in existence.

Granted! But now they only make pizza with shit on it.

I wish I would go more insane then I already was.

 

[Trivun]

Granted! But you're so insane now that you have the urge to commit a spree killing and then a murder-suicide.

I wish that I had the drive to actually get around to writing the various short stories and screenplays I keep imagining, but that they are all really great and awesome as well...

 

[ShogunGino]

granted! but due to over whelming demand for pizza the price sky rockets and makes it unavaible to most people.

i wish i knew Has anyone really decided as to even go that far in wanting to do to look more like so?

Granted, but the answer makes as little sense as the question.

I wish that physics wasn't so incomprehensible to me.

 

[m.zajac]

Granted! But now you won't be able to comprehend anything else.

I wish that I didn't have the best job in the world.

 

[SquadronAce]

Granted, but the answer makes as little sense as the question.

I wish that physics wasn't so incomprehensible to me.[/quote]

Granted, but now driving a car is incomprehensible to you

I wish I had a Ford Mustang

 

[supermariner]

Granted,

but both your legs fall off

i wish i had a bacon sandwich

 

[laststandman]

Granted,

but both your legs fall off

i wish i had a bacon sandwich

Granted,

but it's Canadian bacon

EDIT: I wish I could choose the length of time for which I slept every time I sleep.

 

[captaincabbage]

Granted,

but both your legs fall off

i wish i had a bacon sandwich

Granted,

but it's Canadian bacon

EDIT: I wish I could choose the length of time for which I slept every time I sleep.

GRANTED! But you can only choose between one or two seconds, followed by an hour recharge rate where you have to stay awake.

I wish I could shoot pies from my wrists at will.

 

[SD-Fiend]

Granted,

but both your legs fall off

i wish i had a bacon sandwich

Granted,

but it's Canadian bacon

EDIT: I wish I could choose the length of time for which I slept every time I sleep.

GRANTED! But you can only choose between one or two seconds, followed by an hour recharge rate where you have to stay awake.

I wish I could shoot pies from my wrists at will.

GRANTED! but now your penis can talk

I wish I had the powers of a cartoon

 

[Yoshemo]

Granted,

but both your legs fall off

i wish i had a bacon sandwich

Granted,

but it's Canadian bacon

EDIT: I wish I could choose the length of time for which I slept every time I sleep.

GRANTED! But you can only choose between one or two seconds, followed by an hour recharge rate where you have to stay awake.

I wish I could shoot pies from my wrists at will.

GRANTED! but now your penis can talk

I wish I had the powers of a cartoon

GRANTED! But its a political cartoon from the newspaper.
I wish I had something to do

 

[dietpeachsnapple]

NOT GRANTED.
So..
GRANTED.


I wish I could stop being obsessed with this and just quit annoying everyone with my multiple posts.

Granted!

*Hits report button*

I wish I could summon coffee at will.

Granted... But you're allergic to coffee.
I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted, but you only received one wish, and you used it to find out.

I wish my room mates were decent human beings.

 

[Whodat]

GRANTED! But they smell so bad they killed anyone close to you

I wish that you couldn't grant this wish

 

[supermariner]

granted
but you're not

i wish i wasn't inevitably going to go bald

dammit! ninja'd

 

[Contun]

Wish Granted, but you grow a mullet.

I wish that this wish cannot backfire in any way.
HEY WAIT A SEC.

 

[Dabox1]

granted, it doesnt, but you just made a stupid wish

i wish i had some pizza right now with only the toppings i wish on it *e.g. nothing nasty on it, only what i want*

 

[sgtshock]

granted, it doesnt, but you just made a stupid wish

i wish i had some pizza right now with only the toppings i wish on it *e.g. nothing nasty on it, only what i want*

Granted, but right before you eat it your sense of taste completely changes, and all your favorite toppings sound disgusting while anchovies and pineapple sound delicious.

I wish I had the power of mind control.

 

[ryanxm]

granted, it doesnt, but you just made a stupid wish

i wish i had some pizza right now with only the toppings i wish on it *e.g. nothing nasty on it, only what i want*

granted but its a bomb that is about to go off

GAAAAAAH NINJAD!