Wish Granted, but...

[General_Potatoes]

Granted but you'll die in the next 7 days.

i wish for something that isn't boring

 

[Judgement101]

Granted, but now it's EVEN MORE FUN MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA H!!!

I wish that a brilliantly deep and layered game about the Sangheili of the Halo universe would finally get made.

GRANTED! but you now have AIDS.

I wish for a decent slice of pizza

 

[RamirezDoEverything]

Granted, but now it's EVEN MORE FUN MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA H!!!

I wish that a brilliantly deep and layered game about the Sangheili of the Halo universe would finally get made.

GRANTED! but you now have AIDS.

I wish for a decent slice of pizza

GRANTED! But it has ANCHOVIES!

I wish for a beverage that never runs out (bottomless cup)

 

[Judgement101]

Granted, but now it's EVEN MORE FUN MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA H!!!

I wish that a brilliantly deep and layered game about the Sangheili of the Halo universe would finally get made.

GRANTED! but you now have AIDS.

I wish for a decent slice of pizza

GRANTED! But it has ANCHOVIES!

I wish for a beverage that never runs out (bottomless cup)

Granted! but you have to drink all of it now without breathing.

 

[Nouw]

That beverage is poisin.

I wish to have Taki as a wife.

 

[Super Toast]

Granted, but now it's EVEN MORE FUN MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA H!!!

I wish that a brilliantly deep and layered game about the Sangheili of the Halo universe would finally get made.

GRANTED! but you now have AIDS.

I wish for a decent slice of pizza

GRANTED! But it has ANCHOVIES!

I wish for a beverage that never runs out (bottomless cup)

Granted. But it's wet pig shit.

I wish women were incredibly attracted to me.

 

[HT_Black]

I wish this wish-corrupting game wasn't so fun.

Granted but you're forced to play the now boring game constantly

I wish for everything to be perfect in my life

Granted, but perfect is a relative.....oh God, I just can't go on anymore. This piece-a-s**t game is just boring me sooooo hard...sigh.

I wish that a brilliantly deep and layered game about the Sangheili of the Halo universe would finally get made.

Done, but it's a yaoi-themed interactive novel.

I wish I could draw as well as Jim lee, but only when drawing superhero comics.

 

[Jake0fTrades]

GRANTED! But it's a cup of citric acid!
I wish I was an amazingly good actor/person/lover.

 

[Nouw]

@Super Toast Granted but they're all really ugly.

 

[Judgement101]

Granted, but now it's EVEN MORE FUN MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA H!!!

I wish that a brilliantly deep and layered game about the Sangheili of the Halo universe would finally get made.

GRANTED! but you now have AIDS.

I wish for a decent slice of pizza

GRANTED! But it has ANCHOVIES!

I wish for a beverage that never runs out (bottomless cup)

Granted. But it's wet pig shit.

I wish women were incredibly attracted to me.

GRANTED! But you are now gay.

I wish for tacos

 

[CpnBeef]

I wish women were incredibly attracted to me.

GRANTED! But only in a magnetic sense.

I wish i could fire lasers from my eyes!

 

[Nouw]

Granted but using that ability kills someone you love.

I wish I was Duke Nukem in real life.

 

[WolfEdge]

GRANTED. But the tacos are laced with broken glass.

I wish for infinite wishes.

 

[Nouw]

Those wishes can only be related to things inflicting pain upon yourself.

(Wow you've been here for a long time!)

 

[Angus565]

I wish women were incredibly attracted to me.

GRANTED! But only in a magnetic sense.

I wish i could fire lasers from my eyes!

Granted but they fire out the back of your eyes!

I wish for the worlds classiest top hat!

 

[WolfEdge]

Granted but using that ability kills someone you love.

I wish I was Duke Nukem in real life.

GRANTED! But you have neither gum to chew nor ass to kick. And that makes you sad.

I wish for the worlds classiest top hat!

It is a top hat of BEES!

I wish for the wish of the person posting below me.

 

[Mr. Google]

GRANTED! But you have neither gum to chew nor ass to kick. And that makes you sad.

I wish for the wish of the person posting below me.

Granted!!!! but you have to make a large turkey for thanksgiving every year for your whole family
I wish me and my Girlfriend will get married in the future

 

[MrNickster]

Granted, but

I wish women were incredibly attracted to me.

GRANTED! But only in a magnetic sense.

I wish i could fire lasers from my eyes!

Granted but they fire out the back of your eyes!

I wish for the worlds classiest top hat!

Granted-Classy design, but the Top Hat is made out of warthog anii.

I Wish for ever video game console ever made in their original boxes and in full working order!

 

[MrNickster]

GRANTED! But you have neither gum to chew nor ass to kick. And that makes you sad.

I wish for the wish of the person posting below me.

Granted!!!! but you have to make a large turkey for thanksgiving every year for your whole family
I wish me and my Girlfriend will get married in the future

You and your girlfriend will be married-but not to eachother.

 

[WolfEdge]

I Wish for ever video game console ever made in their original boxes and in full working order!

GRANTED! But the next day, scientists prove that video games, ESPECIALLY older consoles, are a direct cause of testicular cancer.

You're then hit by a tractor trailer.

I wish for a pet whale.