Wish Granted, but...

[Nouw]

You have it but it wants to eat you.

 

[Terminate421]

I wish I was right about everything I wanted

 

[Canid117]

I wish I was right about everything I wanted

Granted but you are comatose and so cant want anything.

I wish that Santa Claus was real.

 

[WolfEdge]

Granted! He's been arrested for breaking and entering. Several billion counts of it.

I wish I was an ANCIENT GOD!

 

[Master_of_Oldskool]

Granted! He's been arrested for breaking and entering. Several billion counts of it.

I wish I was an ANCIENT GOD!

Granted! You are now Baldur, Norse god of Showing Up in Only One Legend and being a Total Pussy before Finally being Killed by Mistletoe.

I wish the RP my friends and I have been running for the past 6 or so years became a critically acclaimed anime!

 

[SilverUchiha]

Granted! He's been arrested for breaking and entering. Several billion counts of it.

I wish I was an ANCIENT GOD!

Granted! You are now Baldur, Norse god of Showing Up in Only One Legend and being a Total Pussy before Finally being Killed by Mistletoe.

I wish the RP my friends and I have been running for the past 6 or so years became a critically acclaimed anime!

GRANTED: However, when it comes to America, it is dubbed by 4Kids... scary thought, no?

I wish that I wouldn't get sinus allergy problems every year.

 

[CloakedOne]

granted, but you wouldn't be able to taste anything periodically.

I wish I was able to turn my rp life into my real one, rp group and all (along with the idealized longivity of the characters)

 

[zyoto12]

granted, but you are forever stuck at lvl 1 and have no skills or special powers. and you must fight a lvl 99 lady bird.

I wish for tacos.

 

[SilverUchiha]

granted, but you are forever stuck at lvl 1 and have no skills or special powers. and you must fight a lvl 99 lady bird.

I wish for tacos.

GRANTED: But now you also have bad case of diarrhea.

I wish Shia LeBouff would give up acting for a more suitable career.

 

[Death God]

GRANTED: But now you and your whole family work for her now.

I wish I had some more awesome pizza left.

 

[Blemontea]

GRANTED: but the pizza takes a year to be delivered.

I wish that heaven could be partially seen and everything went there when they died

 

[Vrex360]

Granted. However you end up in the cheap economy class section of heaven.

I wish Ashley Williams of Mass Effect was more popular than she is and that come Mass Effect 3 she's among the most beloved characters in the franchise.

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

Granted! But first, she's getting a sex change...

I wish politics was reasonable...

 

[Pifflestick]

Granted! But now nothing else is.

I wish they'd make Dungeon Keeper 3

 

[captaincabbage]

Granted,

but both your legs fall off

i wish i had a bacon sandwich

Granted,

but it's Canadian bacon

EDIT: I wish I could choose the length of time for which I slept every time I sleep.

GRANTED! But you can only choose between one or two seconds, followed by an hour recharge rate where you have to stay awake.

I wish I could shoot pies from my wrists at will.

GRANTED! but now your penis can talk

I wish I had the powers of a cartoon

GRANTED! but now you're a kid's cartoon and so have no penis. . . sorry, couldn't resist ;P

I wish I live a long and prosporous life with my loved ones ihn the lap of luxury with no interesting events happening to me ever.

 

[Zero_ctrl]

Granted, but it turns out to be a strange confused form of the Matrix!
You live unhappily at a chance of missed adventure and forever live a boring life.

I wish that humans could simply implant years of teaching into one data drive, saving us from the hell that is school.

 

[sgtshock]

Granted, but it turns out to be a strange confused form of the Matrix!
You live unhappily at a chance of missed adventure and forever live a boring life.

I wish that humans could simply implant years of teaching into one data drive, saving us from the hell that is school.

Granted, but if people could get all schooling instantly, that would mean that people could get their degrees by age 5, which would mean that our doctors, lawyers, engineers, and politicians would all be 5 year-olds. Society as we know it would collapse.

I wish Half-Life 2 Episode 3 was out, and that it was good.

 

[dorkette1990]

GRANTED! But it's only an hour of play time, and followed by an announcement that Episode 4 will come out... maybe.

I wish that cyber-limbs existed so I didn't have carpal tunnel anymore.

 

[Dfskelleton]

GRANTED! But they run out of batteries REALLY fast.
I wish that I could have 3 more wishes.

 

[glyphseeker]

Ok since dorkette didnt wish ill go back to sgtshock

Granted but you can never get within 30 miles of it

I wish for uh... shapeshifting? Yeah shapeshifting

Edit dam i type slow (you didn't see this post)