Wish Granted, but...

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Granted! But it's all on fire. Spend quickly!

I wish I had a working spaceship with FTL engines.

 

[DC_Josh]

Granted! But it's all on fire. Spend quickly!

I wish I had a working spaceship with FTL engines.

Granted! But the fuel hasn't been invented yet.

I Wish to be the most attractive man in the world to all 20-35 year old women.

 

[The Night Shade]

Granted but all 20-35 year old women will look old

I wish i had the power to see trough walls

 

[Reagus]

GRANTED! But you can't see through paint/wallpaper on the walls

I wish there would be no negetive concenquences of asking for this wish

 

[Ninjamedic]

Granted but you don't really get anything.

I wish I had an infinite source of money.

 

[Mr Shrike]

Granted, but now Bill Gates is out to get you!

I wish I could own a small helicopter.

 

[restoshammyman]

granted! but everyone else does not accept it.


i wish for no one to comment on this wish.

 

[Madara XIII]

Granted, but the quality and memory storage of the Apple device drops and the Warranty price goes up


BWAHAHA

 

[Nazz3]

I wish there would be a wish to be granted.

 

[Ninjamedic]

Granted but everyone ignores your wish.

I wish to be able to wish.

 

[esperandote]

no one: []

granted! but everyone else does not accept it.

i wish for no one to comment on this wish.

Hello

Granted.

I wish i won the lottery

 

[yoyo13rom]

Granted but everyone ignores your wish.

I wish to be able to wish.

Granted, but no one will care enough to grant them (any more at least).

I wish for a free Xbox 360.

 

[yoyo13rom]

I wish i won the lottery

Aaaaa... granted, but the government will take it all away.

Edit: I really wish for a free Xbox 360, or at least a really cheap one!

 

[Ninjamedic]

I wish for a free Xbox 360.

Granted but it has RROD.

 

[HentMas]

I wish i won the lottery

Aaaaa... granted, but the government will take it all away.

Edit: I really wish for a free Xbox 360, or at least a really cheap one!

Granted, but it RROD 1 day after the coverage, wich was yesterday

I wish i could wish one more wish but there would be no bad outcome from that wish

 

[friboy2791]

I really wish for a free Xbox 360, or at least a really cheap one!

Granted but it breaks within a week and repairs are expensive

I wish I didn't have so much math homework

 

[friboy2791]

I wish i could wish one more wish but there would be no bad outcome from that wish

granted but there is no good outcome either

I wish i didn't have to do math homework

 

[Not-here-anymore]

I really wish for a free Xbox 360, or at least a really cheap one!

Granted but it breaks within a week and repairs are expensive

I wish I didn't have so much math homework

Granted! Now you have more science homework instead! Also your house is on fire.

I wish I had a sandwich, consisting of ham, tomato, and mayonnaise, between two slices of non-mouldy white bread. Also, all ingredients are fresh and tasty, and present in exactly the right proportions. And the sandwich hasn't been on the floor, or spat on, or anything like that. Also, I get to eat it.
Find me a negative! Or a sandwich, that's good too (and yes, I could have made myself such a sandwich in the time it took to type this)

 

[CRoone]

Granted! But you can only move things at a top speed of 0.00000000000000001 MPH

I wish I could dance!

Granted, but it's the Chicken Dance.

I wish I could run without tiring out.

 

[HentMas]

I wish i could wish one more wish but there would be no bad outcome from that wish

granted but there is no good outcome either

I wish i didn't have to do math homework

damn... so its a stale mate??