Wish Granted, but...

[Count Igor]

Granted!
But it's irreversible. And you still look the same, except the genitalia.

I wish I cold jump rellyrellyhie.
Really Really High.

GRANTED but you can only do it out of a body of water.
I wish i could just get up and leave home.

That's still pretty cool, actually.
GRANTED!
But you still need the will-power. And money. And legs. Oh, did I not mention that I took your legs? It was part of the agreement.


I wish I could stop annoying everyone with my many posts.

 

[mr-fix_it]

Granted!
But it's irreversible. And you still look the same, except the genitalia.

I wish I cold jump rellyrellyhie.
Really Really High.

GRANTED but you can only do it out of a body of water.
I wish i could just get up and leave home.

That's still pretty cool, actually.
GRANTED!
But you still need the will-power. And money. And legs. Oh, did I not mention that I took your legs? It was part of the agreement.


I wish I could stop annoying everyone with my many posts.

GRANTED, you're banned

I wish for cake

 

[Decum]

Granted!
But it's irreversible. And you still look the same, except the genitalia.

I wish I cold jump rellyrellyhie.
Really Really High.

GRANTED but you can only do it out of a body of water.
I wish i could just get up and leave home.

That's still pretty cool, actually.
GRANTED!
But you still need the will-power. And money. And legs. Oh, did I not mention that I took your legs? It was part of the agreement.


I wish I could stop annoying everyone with my many posts.

Granted!~ But turn into a vegetable...

I wish i had my legs back...

 

[Decum]

Granted!
But it's irreversible. And you still look the same, except the genitalia.

I wish I cold jump rellyrellyhie.
Really Really High.

GRANTED but you can only do it out of a body of water.
I wish i could just get up and leave home.

That's still pretty cool, actually.
GRANTED!
But you still need the will-power. And money. And legs. Oh, did I not mention that I took your legs? It was part of the agreement.


I wish I could stop annoying everyone with my many posts.

GRANTED, you're banned

I wish for cake

Granted! Its on the moon...

I wish for a robotic hand...

 

[Count Igor]

Granted!~ But turn into a vegetable...

I wish i had my legs back...

Granted! They're over there. Just need to get up and wal-
Ooh. I'm sorry.


I wish I was more awesome.

 

[Decum]

Granted!~ But turn into a vegetable...

I wish i had my legs back...

Granted! They're over there. Just need to get up and wal-
Ooh. I'm sorry.


I wish I was more awesome.

LMAO, Granted but you now smell of really bad farts all the time...

I wish for a million more FREE wishes.

 

[The Night Shade]

I wish for a robotic hand...

Granted but they try to choke you everytime you use them

i wish i had heat vision

 

[Decum]

I wish for a robotic hand...

Granted but they try to choke you everytime you use them

i wish i had heat vision

Granted but it only works under water.

I wish i could grow tattoo's...

 

[cWg | Konka]

i wish i had heat vision

granted but you set fire to everthing you look at!

I wish for a nice chair

 

[Cheesus333]

i wish i had heat vision

granted but you set fire to everthing you look at!

I wish for a nice chair

Granted, but it's so nice it gives itself to charity. No more chair for you.

I wish I had a healthy lamb

 

[Zero=Interrupt]

Granted, but to get it, you must go to the heart of darkest New Jersey.

 

[Professor Idle]

i wish i had heat vision

granted but you set fire to everthing you look at!

I wish for a nice chair

Granted, but the chair is made out of biscuits and will cease to be suitable for sitting once sat on.

I wish I had a toilet right next to my bed.

 

[Zero=Interrupt]

Granted, but to get it, you must go to the heart of darkest New Jersey.

Oops, forgot to wish. My bad.

I wish I hadn't forgotten to wish!

 

[Cheesus333]

Granted, but to get it, you must go to the heart of darkest New Jersey.

Oops, forgot to wish. My bad.

I wish I hadn't forgotten to wish!

Granted, but then I die. You bastard.

I wish he HAD forgotten to wish, so I wasn't dead :C

 

[Decum]

i wish i had heat vision

granted but you set fire to everthing you look at!

I wish for a nice chair

Granted, but the chair is made out of biscuits and will cease to be suitable for sitting once sat on.

I wish I had a toilet right next to my bed.

Granted but you have to spend an hour cleaning it if you even touch it.

I wish i could control water...

 

[Zombus]

i wish i had heat vision

granted but you set fire to everthing you look at!

I wish for a nice chair

Granted, but the chair is made out of biscuits and will cease to be suitable for sitting once sat on.

I wish I had a toilet right next to my bed.

Granted but the plumbing was installed backwards so whenever you flush, your toilet overflows sewage.

I wish I had an infinite supply of free coffee accessible at anytime.

 

[razerdoh]

I wish i could control water...

granted, but you are now allergic to water

edit: i wish i was immortal!

 

[cWg | Konka]

i wish i was immortal!!

granted but you still get old

I wish for a new hat, something fancy

 

[Comma-Kazie]

i wish i was immortal!!

granted but you still get old

I wish for a new hat, something fancy

Wish granted, but it's a pink frilly pimp hat.

I wish that I could play every musical instrument flawlessly.

 

[Cheesus333]

i wish i was immortal!!

granted but you still get old

I wish for a new hat, something fancy

Granted. It contains the entire universe.
It's also too heavy to wear. Shame.

I wish I wasn't dead.