Womans mouth " Falls Pregnant" to 12 squid...Yes you read that right.

[Erana]

I can't help but feel worse for the lady squids, though; first, she is supposed to get impaled by the aforementioned hypodermic squid penis, then she has to starve to death taking care of her young.

At least the human woman survived the encounter.

 

[Denamic]

New phobia: GET!
I'm pretty sure I'm going to have nightmares about this.

 

[DarkhoIlow]

And this is why I will never eat raw squids or even cooked ones for that matter.

Keep me away from them!

Only think I ate recently were Calamari fishsticks,but they don't count.

 

[Rabish Bini]

Dear god that's disgusting. I won't say she deserves it for eating meat... wait, yes I will.

So because someone doesn't follow vegetarian ideals and you disagree with them eating meat, they deserve to have this happen to them?

Tell me something you do that I disagree with so I can scold you for it please.

 

[King of Asgaard]

In their tongue, he is Octokiin, SQUIDBORN!
But seriously, I always expected the arrival of the Elder Ones to be in our time.

IA! IA! CTHULHU F'TAGHN!!

What he said!

But seriously for real this time, thank Odin I don't eat uncooked fish, and I thank the article for making me want to never eat sushi of any kind, ever.
captcha: panic stations

 

[Shinsei-J]

This sounds like the creepy setup to some obscure hentai.
I can see it now... *shutter* Uurrg..

Only think I ate recently were Calamari fishsticks,but they don't count.

You're eating fishsticks, it's obvious you're going to get sperm in your mouth.
Hehe, fishsticks.

 

[MegaManOfNumbers]

What.

Wat?

WAT.

I-I-I-can't process fallacy in logic.

INITIATING FAILSAFE LOCKDOWN. Entering recovery mode.

Reinstating normal logic protocols.

Seeking appropriate retaliatory response.

Searching.... FOUND.


"Super-delicious-awesome-wonderful-amazing-brilliant-great-what-is-this-I-don't-even."

 

[EHKOS]

Wasn't this old news? I recall reading something like this a few months back. Still, I will say then what I said now....wait...shit.

 

[DementedSheep]

GOD DAMN YOU! Why did you have to go and ruin calamari for me?

IA! IA! CTHULHU F'TAGHN!!

OT: In all seriousnes...ewww... It won't put me off calamari, but I won't be eating it raw, thank you.

The squid she was eating was cooked.

 

[The Human Torch]

I call bullshit.

Years ago there was a similar case where a woman ate some octopus and got the sperm cells in her stomach and she farted out baby octopus. That turned out to be a nonsense story, so I am not believing this one either.

 

[Gennadios]

Wow.

So will the Japanese or the Germans develop a movie based on this first? My money's on the Japanese.

 

[FalloutJack]

GOD DAMN YOU! Why did you have to go and ruin calamari for me?

IA! IA! CTHULHU F'TAGHN!!

OT: In all seriousnes...ewww... It won't put me off calamari, but I won't be eating it raw, thank you.

The squid she was eating was cooked.

You can't breed a cooked squid. No, I'm sorry, but that doesn't make sense no matter how you slice it. You cook out germs, you cook out all life in eggs or sperm or whatever. I don't buy it. It had to have been done improperly.

 

[Evil Smurf]

http://i.imgur.com/jNFqw.gif
I feel sick,

Why did I read this story!

*dies*

 

[CharrHearted]

"Well that escalated quickly."

Looks like Ultros got his revenge.

EDIT: Yes I know he's an octopus and it was squid but whatever.

 

[Jonluw]

That's funny. I figured that the first real-life instance of tentacle rape would occur in Japan, not Korea.

Don't you worry.
The article says the same sort of thing happened to a Japanese woman in december last year.

 

[frizzlebyte]

...and that's how babies are born, kids! *baDUM tss*

I'm here all night, folks!

 

[DoctorSun]

That's absolutely disgusting!

*Eats fried Calamari*

Anybody want some?