Women claims that a 3D film "Made her Pregnant"

[Buizel91]

No no, you DID read that right...

http://news.techeye.net/internet/woman-says-3d-porno-made-her-pregnant

What makes this story even more amusing is the fact her husband said this... :')

?I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today?s technology, anything is possible,? he said.

Probably the best story i have read in my life :') what do you guys make of this?

 

[BanicRhys]

Hey, hey, hey.

It's a whole lot more likely than a soldier's wife having an affair.

 

[harvz]

mind, breaking...lol lol rofl lol.

please tell me that this is yet another family trying to make headlines...lol.

 

[C. Cain]

I currently try to hold back my tears.

I'm still conflicted whether these are tears of amusement or utter despair, though.

 

[Davidm4]

Is it a phantom pregnancy?

 

[Esotera]

http://news.techeye.net/internet/microsoft-plans-short-people-kinect-ban

That website seems like a totally reliable source. Therefore I believe that this is possible 100%.

 

[Wuggy]

What. What? WHAT!?

I like how her husband sheepishly believes her, not admitting to himself that
[HEADING=3]SHE CHEATED ON YOU, NUMNUTS[/HEADING]

 

[A-D.]

What?

What is this?! I dont..WHAT?!

 

[Spectral Dragon]

Oldie but a goodie. My guess is some will lose faith in humanity now... Well, since he's dumb enough to believe her, I'm almost glad it wasn't his genes. Granted, she's not that bright either... Cue facepalm.jpg

... *Ba-dum tss*

 

[b3nn3tt]

Yup, I can totally believe that that's what happened. I mean, that makes far more sense than her having an affair while her husband's away.[/sarcasm]

Seriously, the bigger idiot here is her husband for believing this.

'Honey, I'm home.'
'Hello dear, how did everything go in Iraq?'
'Nevermind that, you're pregnant! You've had an affair while I was away!'
'Now I knew you'd think that. I've been completely faithful to you. But I watched 3D porn while you were away, and now I'm pregnant.'
'Well, technology is pretty advanced these days, that seems plausible. What's for dinner?'
*After birth of child*
'The baby is black! But we're both white.'
'Well, obviously. The actor in the porn I watched was black.'
'Ohh, obviously.'
[/imagined scenario]

I cannot believe that someone would genuinely fall for something like that. I actually hoe that he doesn't believe this and they're just trying to get their fifteen minutes of fame, that would disappoint me less.

 

[The Gatherer]

Unbelievable. Just when i think my faith in humanity has hit rock bottom, this happens. Thank yevon that that our military doesn't have any idiots like that. Well done America, you've done yourself proud again

 

[Custard_Angel]

If you believe that, you deserve it.

It reminds me of a story I read about a guy who was returning from a 12 month tour in Afghanistan to see the birth of his baby.

No IVF or anything. His natural baby. At 12 months.

Yep.

Sometimes reality is too much for people to deal with so they accept whatever they can.

I've no doubt these guys know their wives cheated, but just can't bear to confront it.

 

[Idsertian]

Ah yes, I heard about this earlier in the year. All I have to say to the guy in the article is:

How fucking stupid are you? She was boning another guy while you were busy getting shot at. You're obviously just too stupid to realise it.

Haha, still good for a laugh, even now.

CAPTCHA: deviers find. Who's deviers and what did he find?

 

[Smooth Operator]

Well damn I heard some good stories on cheating but this one takes the cake
And if you are dumb enough to buy that shit I honestly can't say I'm sorry for you, hell it's better the kids aren't yours anyway.

 

[The Unknown Stuntman]

Looks to me like Einstein was correct when he said 'There are only 2 things that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe' this is just another example of that. This story makes me want to crawl into bed and stay there for a week.

 

[Hamish Durie]

honey i'm home
don't come in dear
why not honey
because......
hello oh crap your pregnant
it was......the 3D porno *straight face*

 

[Pinkamena]

"Yes, honey , the TV made me pregnant."
*pokerface*

 

[Mathak]

Talk about rolling a natural 20 for Bluff.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

That guy is either dumber than a sack of hammers, or in deep, deep denial.

 

[Furioso]

Eh, this happened back in 2010, still hilarious though, this is why I think both parents need to have to pass some sort of test to have kids, would solve a lot of this crap
EDIT: The site that reported on this didn't cite any actual news sources, and based on some of their other "stories" I am inclined to believe that this is fake