Words that assure your death in a zombie appocalypse

[Kukakkau]

Post what words that if said during a zombie appocalypse pretty much assure that you are going to die

Going to use an example from highschool of the dead
Guy1: Everyone get weapons
Girl: [Snaps end off metal broom making makeshift spear}
Guy2: [Picks up baseball bat] What about you?
Guy1: Oh don't worry I'm a blackbelt

 

[Melon Hunter]

"We need to escape [insert current building being inhabited by protagonists]!"

Every. Single. Time. What's wrong with the place you're in? It's zombie free!

 

[AdeptaSororitas]

"I've got these ones, you go ahead!"

"Ha, you guys are a buncha pussies!"

"Hey are you okay?"

 

[Cookiegerard]

"I can see no way what so ever that this could go wrong"

 

[Thamous]

"Lets light them on fire, Zombies hate fire."
The only thing worse than Zombies is Zombies that are on fire.

 

[emeraldrafael]

Dont worry, I think we're safe here.


just like any horror film. The second yous ay it, whatever you're running from bursts through the door and kills you.

 

[Sarah Frazier]

"We need to escape [insert current building being inhabited by protagonists]!"

Every. Single. Time. What's wrong with the place you're in? It's zombie free!

But what if there ARE zombies in there?

OT: I can't really think of anything besides "We need someone to scout ahead/guard ." and everyone slowly looks your way.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

"We finally made it, We're finally safe."

I have another one

"I know a great place to hide out. Follow me!"

and finally

"What's the rush? Zombies can't run!"

 

[Davatehi]

"I have terminal lung cancer."

 

[OutcastBOS]

"Let's split up!"

or

*insert sex sounds here*

 

[Twilight_guy]

"What could possibly go wrong?"

"How could it get any worse?"

"Don't worry, we have enough supplies here to last till this blows over"

"Don't worry, I read the zombie survival guide, I know everything we need"

"I read about this in World War Z, I can get us out of this"

"Don't worry I played Left 4 Dead!"

"Yeah, just shot em' in the head, that will kill em'"

"The infection is spread by bites, its not airborne!"

EDIT:

"Let's split up!"

or

*insert sex sounds here*

I think the average episode of Scooby-Doo would end in tragedy.

 

[Lightning Delight]

"After all this is over, I'm going to..."
Makes it all the more tragic when said person doesn't make it through this.

 

[novixz]

"I'm going to go check it out."

 

[Mr.Pandah]

"We'll be fine."

 

[figday]

"is it dead already?"

[someone goes to check..]

 

[electric_warrior]

I know it isn't necessarily, but here goes anyway4

"You have alerted the horde"

 

[qwewee]

"I have terminal lung cancer."

that made me laugh really hard

anything that expresses compassion for zombies or possible zombies.
ex: "if we can just find a cure..." "he might not have been bitten" "that's my mother".

they're dead get over it.

 

[Mrrrgggrlllrrrg]

"That wasn't so bad."

"Mommy?"

"We can't just leave him/her."

"I can't shoot my sister!"

"Poke it, see if it's dead."

"[insert any combination of letters/words/phrases]"

 

[Daggedawg]

"We should split up!"

No. You shouldn't. Seriously.

They never learn...