Words that assure your death in a zombie appocalypse
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The all time worst one is "Allright, it looks like we're safe."
You KNOW that those words mean that the writer put in a jump-scare zombie attack about 5 seconds afterwards.
You KNOW that those words mean that the writer put in a jump-scare zombie attack about 5 seconds afterwards.
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I don't know, but that one seems like a pretty sure fire way that ensures your doom.
Either that or, 'i'll be fine'
I don't know, but that one seems like a pretty sure fire way that ensures your doom.
Either that or, 'i'll be fine'
Guy: We need a place to hide and rest.
Gal: What about that cottage that is as far removed from civilization a possible, so there is less chance of zombies being there?
Guy: Are you kidding? Its to small and won't have any food. That tall, obvious building in the middle of the city is good. Right in the middle off the city. Full of things once human.
Gal: Dumb Fuck.
The first three lines pretty much happen in all zombie flicks but the last is never said. Thats why zombie always win.
Gal: What about that cottage that is as far removed from civilization a possible, so there is less chance of zombies being there?
Guy: Are you kidding? Its to small and won't have any food. That tall, obvious building in the middle of the city is good. Right in the middle off the city. Full of things once human.
Gal: Dumb Fuck.
The first three lines pretty much happen in all zombie flicks but the last is never said. Thats why zombie always win.
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"I have brittle bone disease and a wheel chair with two flat tires, good thing nothing terrible and unforeseen is happening."
"Oh No! [Insert emontionally attached title here] got bit! But, it's Okay, he/she won't turn into one of "Them" right?"
"Yeah, you're right! we'll find a cure"
Protip: there is no cure. there never was a cure. there will never be a cure. And even if there was, you're not gonna find it before you and every one in your group has been mauled
"Yeah, you're right! we'll find a cure"
Protip: there is no cure. there never was a cure. there will never be a cure. And even if there was, you're not gonna find it before you and every one in your group has been mauled
The Ever classic:
"When this is all over, I'm gonna go home and open up a bread shop with my high school sweet-heart."
"That sounds nice Ensign, could you stand far away from me?"
"When this is all over, I'm gonna go home and open up a bread shop with my high school sweet-heart."
"That sounds nice Ensign, could you stand far away from me?"
"Does this look infected to you?"
or
"Come with me if you want to live!"
You may as well already start humming your farewell song if you say one of those during the zombie apocalypse. Seriously, just start humming. But you know what words will assure you live?
"I have my towel."
(You know the reference)
or
"Come with me if you want to live!"
You may as well already start humming your farewell song if you say one of those during the zombie apocalypse. Seriously, just start humming. But you know what words will assure you live?
"I have my towel."
(You know the reference)
Objection! So was the Dawn of the Dead guy!Leopard said:
OT: "Zombie Survival Guide? Never heard of it."