Words that assure your death in a zombie appocalypse
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"You closed the door right?"
or
"No, it didn't bite me it's just a small cut...I'LL BE FINE!" aka "I'm lying, it bit me and I'm going to try eat you in a few hours"
or
"No, it didn't bite me it's just a small cut...I'LL BE FINE!" aka "I'm lying, it bit me and I'm going to try eat you in a few hours"
"We can't stay here forever"...if your fortress is zombie free, and there are hordes of them waiting outside, you might want to give it a try. On the other hand, they sit in there for ages, and never, ever think up a second line of defense in case the zombies break in somewhere.
Oh, and then there's that one guy that is offensive for no reason that gets his comeuppance death. Don't randomly insult people.
Oh, and then there's that one guy that is offensive for no reason that gets his comeuppance death. Don't randomly insult people.
True. See also;WiMoTj said:
"I can't wait to get home"
It will be destroyed, and/or the people they were hoping to find there are dead. And walking. And conveniently placed for the subject to heartbreakingly be forced to kill.
"we'll be safe when we reach CDC/the soldiers in Manchester/the underground bunker/pacific playland/the north/the police station/the pub/other"
Either it'll be destroyed, won't quite be the safe haven you were expecting, or you will go off course and end up somewhere else.
And if anyone can guess every example I stated of when this happened, you gain my respect as a fellow zombie fan.
He still died...FalloutJack said:
He doesn't die first, but he still ends up a corpse.
OT: 'I'm not the female lead!'
"I think this door should hold!"
"Are you okay? You're not looking so good."
"Yeah, don't worry; some crazy guy bit me today. Weird."
"Are you okay? You're not looking so good."
"Yeah, don't worry; some crazy guy bit me today. Weird."
Survivor
k guys everyone grab a gun!
(he opens a crate filled with shotguns, machine guns and rifles)
(everyone except me grabs a gun)
Other survivor: aren't ya gonna grab a gun, burnt?
Me: pshhh!!! who needs guns? i'm grabbin peelz!!!!
(later)
Me:stop eating me!!!!!!!! "stupid peelz"
k guys everyone grab a gun! (he opens a crate filled with shotguns, machine guns and rifles)
(everyone except me grabs a gun)
Other survivor: aren't ya gonna grab a gun, burnt?
Me: pshhh!!! who needs guns? i'm grabbin peelz!!!!
(later)
Me:stop eating me!!!!!!!! "stupid peelz"
How about "uuurgh...hrnnnngh...mmmuuurrrrghhh"
Not technically words but they'd have the (desired?) effect from your companions.
It'd probably be quicker than any alternative.
Not technically words but they'd have the (desired?) effect from your companions.
It'd probably be quicker than any alternative.
"Its normal to cough out a lung"
"its just a flesh wound"
"you said a crazy man tried to bite you ? come in fall asleep next to me"
" Wait can they swim ?"
" It looked like one bit you back there" guy 2 - ".....no he missed" guy 1 "he had you on the ground.....and there was blood" guy 2 " you have always been nosey" guy 1 " forget I asked, god touchy"
"its just a flesh wound"
"you said a crazy man tried to bite you ? come in fall asleep next to me"
" Wait can they swim ?"
" It looked like one bit you back there" guy 2 - ".....no he missed" guy 1 "he had you on the ground.....and there was blood" guy 2 " you have always been nosey" guy 1 " forget I asked, god touchy"