Words that assure your death in a zombie appocalypse
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"Fuse must have blown out. I'll go down into the dark, cramped and completely unsecured basement to check on it. Hope I don't get any dirt on my favorite red shirt here...."
"Screw this, I'm outta here!"
Or optionally being a background character that takes out a family photo [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FatalFamilyPhoto] and starts showing it around saying "Aren't they beautiful?".
Or optionally being a background character that takes out a family photo [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FatalFamilyPhoto] and starts showing it around saying "Aren't they beautiful?".
"It's okay, I beat Resident Evil once."
"Jeez, it's dark in here. Let me just get the light switch..."
"Did I ever tell you about the time I sold my huge multinational company and became insanely wealthy?"
"Give me a second, gotta go take a leak."
"We need to repopulate the human race. Starting with you, heretofore unsexualised female character."
"This burger is good! Oops, got a bit of ketchup on my chest there..."
"What window?"
"Listen, I think we need to engage in a bit of blue sky thinking here going forward."
"I don't think they can see us..."
"Jeez, it's dark in here. Let me just get the light switch..."
"Did I ever tell you about the time I sold my huge multinational company and became insanely wealthy?"
"Give me a second, gotta go take a leak."
"We need to repopulate the human race. Starting with you, heretofore unsexualised female character."
"This burger is good! Oops, got a bit of ketchup on my chest there..."
"What window?"
"Listen, I think we need to engage in a bit of blue sky thinking here going forward."
"I don't think they can see us..."
Isn't your quote from an anime? Anime being where crappy writing is dominant.
OT:"I'm going to go get killed by zombies!"
OT:"I'm going to go get killed by zombies!"
"I know what to do, I've played Dead Rising!"
...That might actually give you a fighting chance to go down in an awesome way, but still xD
...That might actually give you a fighting chance to go down in an awesome way, but still xD
"That sound could be another survivor in need of rescue!"
*Female protagonist is trapped somewhere, another male protagonist is dashing off to save her from certain death* "No! Leave her! She's as good as dead!"
(IRL this would be a perfectly logical statement. o_o )
"I'm going back! I'm not losing all that money!"
*Female protagonist is trapped somewhere, another male protagonist is dashing off to save her from certain death* "No! Leave her! She's as good as dead!"
(IRL this would be a perfectly logical statement. o_o )
"I'm going back! I'm not losing all that money!"
To misspell "apocalypse" is a sure way to get killed by zombies. They're pretty good at grammar, you know.
[sub]Namely "brains," but whatever.[/sub]
[sub]Namely "brains," but whatever.[/sub]
" Let's split up"
" we will be ok"
" I think we lost them"
" I think it's safe in here"
" You guys go on ahead"
" This is to easy"
" after this I am going to see *insert family member or loved one here*"
" *insert something about feelings here"
You know the usual corny stuff.
" we will be ok"
" I think we lost them"
" I think it's safe in here"
" You guys go on ahead"
" This is to easy"
" after this I am going to see *insert family member or loved one here*"
" *insert something about feelings here"
You know the usual corny stuff.
Following thisfinalfreek666 said:
"[name] 's been bit" *aim gun at them
"No don't kill him we don't know for sure that bites cause people to turn!"
"ok"
No the right response is
"We don't take the fucking chance, now get out of my way or I will shoot you too"
