Words that assure your death in a zombie appocalypse

[Super Six One]

"I'm going outside, i may be some time."

"Go ahead, i'll catch up"

 

[Athol]

"Fuck your guns! I've got a chainsaw!!!"

Seriously what is it with the chainsaw? It's loud, bulky, has a very finite supply of fuel, and worst of all it would spray infected tissue every where. I'll take an SKS thanks.

 

[chuckey]

"Heh, wow guys that was a close call huh?"

then a zombie bites him from behind.

Rule: 1) after just escaping an onslaught of zombies, don't say any sentence with the words "close" and/or "call"

 

[Leopard]

"I'm black!"

 

[Beat14]

"I'll go see what was out there"

 

[Tigurus]

"Get to tha Choppa!"

 

[SckizoBoy]

'There's no way they can get up here.'

or

'Relax.'

 

[Lucane]

*pant* "I th-... I think that was the last one..."

"We don't know who might be infected or not except for us, we can't let anyone else in here!"

 

[Chasing-The-Light]

"Don't worry, I got this."

 

[Gauntes]

"Do you think we lost them?"

in the dark
seconds after we were done running
in a narrow ally way

 

[Layzor]

BRAAAAAIIIIIIIINS

 

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

"Fast movers!... Hey, what are they dropping?"
All survivors in group die 5 seconds later from nuke drop.

 

[Lucane]

"Lets light them on fire, Zombies hate fire."
The only thing worse than Zombies is Zombies that are on fire.

"Quick! Light yourselves on fire! They can't catch us if we're on fire!"

Yeah, that one only works if your a Ninja.

 

[PatSilverFox]

"Don't worry it's just a scratch."

 

[Doclector]

"hey, here's a picture of my wife and young child. I'm looking forward to seeing them again when we get out of here."

This one works for war films, other horror subgenres, sci fi, hospital dramas...

 

[hoboman29]

Guns i don't need guns
Everything is alright
I'm invincible
Set them on fire (they've never played timesplitters)
I'm out of ammo wait why are you guys running away

 

[otakon17]

"Hey, I think I heard someone yelling for help. I better check it out on my lonesome..."
THAT will get you killed 99.99999999999999999999999998% of the time.

 

[Assonabum]

"Don't worry, I got this."