Words you've unknowingly mispronounced.

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BarbaricGoose

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"Plethora" is the one word that comes to mind. The first time I read it, I assumed it was pronounced pleth-oruh.

Didn't ever use the word, but I eventually heard someone correct someone else (Thank you, Rescue Me).
 

The Seldom Seen Kid

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Colonel.
I don't care if you have to say it "kur-nel", it's fucking stupid not to have written it like that in the first place. :mad:

A friend of mine always says "For all intensive purposes" (instead of "For all intents and purposes"), which makes me laugh every time. I still didn't tell him he's doing it wrong. :D

[sub]I'm so evil. :(
But it's just so hilarious :)[/sub]
 

TonyVonTonyus

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Salmon as Sal-mon when it's supposed to be Sa-mon. I still pronounce the L, why? Because I feel like it!
 

Asuka Soryu

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Violet

I use to think it was 'Vai-oh-let', but now I know it's 'vee-oh-lay".

I also noticed alot of people can't pronounced Karaoke and Kamikaze. xD
 
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Shade184 said:
On a related note, I found it utterly hilarious when I talked about going to a party ("PAH-tee") on my vlog, and some American viewers wondered why I was going to the "potty". Despite the fact that everything else I said implied that it was a party.

I don't know how it managed to get "pahst" them. -_-
You mean you don't eat snacks, drink alcohol, and flirt while on the toilet?
 

Xearo_Disaster

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Router. I Americanise that one a lot, which annoys me just as much as people saying 'alu-minum' rather than 'alu-min-ium'. Really. As Biffy Clyro aptly put it: There's an I next to the U and M.

Asuka Soryu said:
Violet

I use to think it was 'Vai-oh-let', but now I know it's 'vee-oh-lay".

I also noticed alot of people can't pronounced Karaoke and Kamikaze. xD
Looks to me like you were pronouncing it correctly in the first place, unless you're speaking in French:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/22/En-uk-violet.ogg
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/violet
 

Shade184

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Irridium said:
Shade184 said:
On a related note, I found it utterly hilarious when I talked about going to a party ("PAH-tee") on my vlog, and some American viewers wondered why I was going to the "potty". Despite the fact that everything else I said implied that it was a party.

I don't know how it managed to get "pahst" them. -_-
You mean you don't eat snacks, drink alcohol, and flirt while on the toilet?
Hey, hey, keep it down! They're not supposed to know! D:
 

Varitel

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My brother has recently started calling me out on my pronunciation of the word "theater". I put a light internal "r" in it, almost like "theerter", and my brother pronounces it "theeter" and I insist that both are acceptable. Though my friend who is a thespian insists that my pronunciation is correct.

Also on a side-note I had a differential equations professor from Texas who pronounced Integer as "In-TEE-gur", but I think he was just being funny.
 

SilverUchiha

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Daystar Clarion said:
So, after watching some Marvel vs Capcom 3 footage and following up with some research, it turns out I've been mispronouncing Amaterasu for a long time.
You'd think it would be pronounced: Am-ah-teh-rah-su
Turns out it's pronounced: Am-ah-teh-ras
Not sure what the hell you're talking about. I took Japanese and I've always... ALWAYS heard it the first way. So... ya.

OT: I purposely mispronounce words for the hell of it. Remember Zap Branigans Guacamole? You bet you do.
 

FoolKiller

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If I don't know that I mispronounced it, how could I list it?

I try to learn how to pronounce any word before saying it aloud. But that's just me.

Yay post 700 :s
 

Gentleman_Reptile

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I always thought the word "several" reffered to something that numbered at least "seven". Turns out it just means "Meh, yeah more than three".

Also, Barts teachers name is Krabapple? I've been callin' her Krandle!
 

pyrothedemon

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For the longest time I had a huge problem with the word queue. I always pronounced everything until someone asked me what the hell I was saying. Now I pronounce it right, but for a good long while it was glaringly wrong.
 

Dango

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Daystar Clarion said:
You'd think it would be pronounced: Am-ah-teh-rah-su
Turns out it's pronounced: Am-ah-teh-ras
Just so you know "Am-ah-teh-rah-su" isn't necessarily wrong, how you pronounce it is up to you, it's just that most people choose not to pronounce the "u" (in fact Japanese words never end in the letter "s", they always end in a vowel or in the letter "n").

OT: My brother and I pronounce "mischievous" differently. I say "miss-cha-vis" while he says "miss-chee-vee-us".
 

Naheal

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Daystar Clarion said:
So, after watching some Marvel vs Capcom 3 footage and following up with some research, it turns out I've been mispronouncing Amaterasu for a long time.
You'd think it would be pronounced: Am-ah-teh-rah-su
Turns out it's pronounced: Am-ah-teh-ras


Yeah, Japan fucked me over again, *shakes fist* I'll remember this!

So, fellow escapists, any words you've mispronounced for extended periods of time? Either because you've never heard the word spoken or because you simply can't say it?

Captcha: geethent barriers. Sounds like a shield company...
Actually, both pronunciations would be correct (regional dialect. It's like pronouncing "Desu" as "desu" rather than "des." Both are correct, but "des" is generally heard more often), but you got your syllables wrong.

あまてらす
a-ma-te-ra-su
 

Naheal

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Dango said:
Daystar Clarion said:
You'd think it would be pronounced: Am-ah-teh-rah-su
Turns out it's pronounced: Am-ah-teh-ras
Just so you know "Am-ah-teh-rah-su" isn't necessarily wrong, how you pronounce it is up to you, it's just that most people choose not to pronounce the "u" (in fact Japanese words never end in the letter "s", they always end in a vowel or in the letter "n").

OT: My brother and I pronounce "mischievous" differently. I say "miss-cha-vis" while he says "miss-chee-vee-us".
In Japanese, it's generally understood that any of the '-u' endings (aside from a double vowel ending) is usually what's called a "whispered vowel." The sound's still made, but it's soft enough to where it's barely audible. The exception being their 't' kana. Quite simply, there is no 'tu.' It's 'tsu.' So, what they end words with (this usually applies to borrowed words) 'to' if they want a whispered vowel.

There are other exceptions as well. For instance, their conjugation for a past-tense polite verb is -mashita, generally pronounced "-mashta." Again, this is an exception, not the rule.