World's Opinion on Canadians. What do you, the People Think of us?

[Spartan Bannana]

"Damn Canadians, always drinking syrup and playing hockey, with your goddamn free healthcare."
Joking, really Canadians are fine, I went to Montreal, you guys are some of the nicest people I have ever met.

 

[The Iron Ninja]

How did Iron Ninja get that picture of me?

I'm a Ninja, think about it.

 

[TheGhostOfSin]

"Damn Canadians, always drinking syrup and playing hockey, with your goddamn free healthcare."
Joking, really Canadians are fine, I went to Montreal, you guys are some of the nicest people I have ever met.

Ahhh free healthcare, hi-five for the countrys that have it..

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

My last girlfriend was from Canada.

Despite this, I think Canada is a fine country and I have a high regard for its people.

 

[-Seraph-]

big conspiracy theory

*sneaks behind you with chloroform* you know too much, time for you to "forget"

But seriously I enjoy living in Canada, we are awesome people and pretty much every one of my American friends have had the desire to move here since they think it's better. Also, we have Tim Hortons...and that alone makes us awesome..SUCK IT STARBUCKS!!

 

[Lost In The Void]

I have given this a lot of thought in the past. After quite a bit of pondering, I believe I know the truth about the Canadians.

Now, no matter what you say, humans do not have the technology to go into the brain and rewrite emotions and memories, but surely some space faring race has gained this ability. This is what gave it away. The Canadians have surpassed all other nations on Earth, and are actually colonizing space. Their military is fighting wars on Venus and Mars, and the petty fights of Earth are beneath them.

Man how did you know this....I mean um what are you talking about we're just you know not concerned about Earth that's all... *whispers in radio "He knows too much..."*

 

[Lavi]

I invite everyone who doesn't vote McCain to come to Canada ^^ and laugh at our pitiful elections.

 

[Robert0288]

<-- Canadian and proud to be one. I think its kind of funny and sort of sad that americans have to pretend to be us while in europe. Their pretty easy to pick out too. Though most americans I've meet travaling overseas and up here to Canada are pretty chill dudes.

Yes our milk comes in bags, and its a pretty good idea, just takes a second or 2 to think about it.

If Canada was to go to a part he would be the guy brining a 2-4 and sharing it with other people, not being the drunken asshat that breaks stuff and starts fights, but instead steps in between fights and tries to break it up. If things get out of hand hes the dependable guy with a baseball bat that will bail out his buddies if needed.

 

[Souplex]

Canadians only act nice so nobody will suspect taht they are creating super soldiers and killbots. America will be so busy preparing for terrorists that we will not be prepared for the super soldiers and killbots. Canadia will take the northern eastern and north-eastern states (The good ones.) and turn Americas south-west into a giant nuclear powerplant/dumping ground.

I honestly can't wait to be Canadian when this happens. Ay?

 

[Lavi]

Canadians only act nice so nobody will suspect taht they are creating super soldiers and killbots. America will be so busy preparing for terrorists that we will not be prepared for the super soldiers and killbots.

Weapon X anyone?

 

[PurpleRain]

I only know cool people from Canada. I'm guess it's like normal countries except colder.

 

[jimmy509]

Not that I would know buuuut... Canada has the world largest production of ecstasy 8D

(Bah Jay Leno said it)

Seriously though, we did bring some things better than bagged milk lol:

3. The square head screw driver (yes, it's better than the star head)
2. The world's first supersonic airplane (I think it's called the Avro Arrow)
1. Ubisoft Montreal yeahhhhhhhh

Don't forget zippers. Where would the world be without us Canadians and our zippers?

 

[Trace2010]

Speaking as someone who actually enjoys hockey- Canada has lifetime achievement award from me...I just wish the States can bring hockey back into mainstream.

 

[-Seraph-]

Not that I would know buuuut... Canada has the world largest production of ecstasy 8D

(Bah Jay Leno said it)

Seriously though, we did bring some things better than bagged milk lol:

3. The square head screw driver (yes, it's better than the star head)
2. The world's first supersonic airplane (I think it's called the Avro Arrow)
1. Ubisoft Montreal yeahhhhhhhh

We also have the most uranium out of anyone else on the planet..so uh...don't piss us off...

 

[irishdelinquent]

Don't forget zippers. Where would the world be without us Canadians and our zippers?

With more nudity?

Damn, the kid has a point....











....Okay, Canada now officially apologizes for Bryan Adams, as well as the zipper.

 

[Shade Jackrabbit]

These are all lies. Everyone knows us Canadians are really Barbarians from the Frigid Norths with a racial +7 to charisma and +4 to strength who fight Polar Bears in the streets of Toronto with hockey sticks.

XD

 

[AngelLord57]

Well, Canada isn't really seen as important. Historically, Britain and France took over most of Europe several times, Russia is in control of at least half of it now, and America got independence. Canada did help out in the world wars, but history books always mention them once or twice, like their contribution wasn't all that important. I've been to Canada. Everybody is pretty nice, the airs clean, and it seems great. But on a global scale, its not very important.