worse weapon idea ever?

[J-Alfred]

A Gun that shoots dogs. Can you imagine what reloads would be like?

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

The Cultural Trend Cannon!

http://www.explosm.net/comics/42/

 

[Squid1361]

Sorry, but gonna be literal here:
1) A lightsaber, as shown in Episode 1, is hot enough to cut through blast doors. Having one within 10 feet of you would COOK YOU TO A NICE JEDI CINDER.
2) The lancer from Gears...a chainsaw might LOOK badass as a bayonet, but would clog the gun horribly if you tried to use it on someone. You might as well just carry a chainsaw.

 

[Poopie McGhee]

the experimental MIRV from Fallout 3... It kills the user half the time in VATS and is a serious waste of mini nukes...

Worst weapon

the yo-yo

I'm serious it was origionaly developed as a weapon

I remember reading about that... i laughed for a long time...

The Fork of Truth, any one?

I see your Fork of Truth and raise you a Fork of Horripilation.

From Oblivion?

 

[Rhatar Khurin]

Any plot device

 

[dietpeachsnapple]

The Japanese Type 97...

Fully automatic...

20mm...

Anti-tank gun.

That would break my collar bone.

 

[RanD00M]

A Clown Cannon.That thing doesn't do shit in combat.

 

[Rhatar Khurin]

A weapon that kills you, and all your family and friends instantly whenever you even think of such a weapon existing.

 

[Poopie McGhee]

A weapon that kills you, and all your family and friends instantly whenever you even think of such a weapon existing.

OH NO!!!
Seriously, that would be the worst (that i could imagine)...

 

[Tonimata]

Uh, sticky grenades. The British tried them in WW2 if I remember correctly. I guess they stuck to the wielder's hands and clothes rather than what they were supposed to. The 10 second suicide respawn almost cost them the war.

HARR HAAAAARHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR
No, seriously, that made me chuckle. Loudly.

You deserve to be set on fire, good sir.

 

[Rhatar Khurin]

A weapon that kills you, and all your family and friends instantly whenever you even think of such a weapon existing.

OH NO!!!
Seriously, that would be the worst (that i could imagine)...

Thankfully by it's very nature such a weapon could never be created

 

[Vlane]

I vote for the gunblade

I think Kingdom Hearts one and two made the gunblade pretty sweet actually. its like seven feet long (typical anime style) and shoots. So it is both a range and a melee.

You are talking about the keyblade. The gunblade isn't made for shooting. You pull the trigger of the gunblade to make the strike more deadly (well mor deadly than hitting somebody with a sword the size of a 12 year old)

 

[Tonimata]

The poke gun. A gun that pokes you. It will eventually annoyyouto death.

 

[Rhatar Khurin]

Uh, sticky grenades. The British tried them in WW2 if I remember correctly. I guess they stuck to the wielder's hands and clothes rather than what they were supposed to. The 10 second suicide respawn almost cost them the war.

HARR HAAAAARHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR
No, seriously, that made me chuckle. Loudly.

You deserve to be set on fire, good sir.

That's wrong, "sticky grenades" were proper demolition charges wrapped in axil grease with cloth on them that were used against tanks in WWII. They were VERY successful and in no way a "crap weapon"

 

[Ben Legend]

A slingshot which fires.... air.

 

[Tonimata]

Uh, sticky grenades. The British tried them in WW2 if I remember correctly. I guess they stuck to the wielder's hands and clothes rather than what they were supposed to. The 10 second suicide respawn almost cost them the war.

HARR HAAAAARHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR
No, seriously, that made me chuckle. Loudly.

You deserve to be set on fire, good sir.

That's wrong, "sticky grenades" were proper demolition charges wrapped in axil grease with cloth on them that were used against tanks in WWII. They were VERY successful and in no way a "crap weapon"

Still, the suicide respawn gag was right on the money. I wonder what the overall kill/death spread was

 

[blaze96]

The Chauchat, oh sweet Christ the Chauchat. The French machine gun that was great until you actually went within 20 miles of the damned thing then it jammed or just plane broke. This thing is just horrible idea after horrible idea. This is from Wikipedia:

Spoiler: Wikipedia Quote

"...The survey's essential conclusion was that the open sided magazines were defective and caused about two thirds of all stoppages. Mud, grit and other particles easily entered the gun through these open sided magazines, an ever present risk in the environment of the trenches with a gun designed to fire in the prone position. Its long recoil action is often cited as a source of problems for the shooter . In reality present-day tests have shown that it is the Chauchat's difficult ergonomics and loose bipod, rather than its recoil , that makes it a difficult gun to keep on target beyond very short bursts. On some of the Gladiator-made guns, the sights also tended to make the gun shoot systematically too low and to the right. Overheating after long continuous firings (about 400 rounds ) dilated the recoiling barrel sleeve to the point where it refused to return forward until the gun had cooled off, thus creating a stoppage that could last 10 minutes. Hence, the French and US manuals recommended firing only in short bursts or semi-auto and insisted that only good magazines should be used..."

 

[ottenni]

A catapult that shoots catapults. Results may vary you see.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

Uh, sticky grenades. The British tried them in WW2 if I remember correctly. I guess they stuck to the wielder's hands and clothes rather than what they were supposed to. The 10 second suicide respawn almost cost them the war.

Yeah a few blokes in Saving private ryan fucked that one up too. But theirs was made of grease and socks.

 

[the_dancy_vagrant]

A Clown Cannon.That thing doesn't do shit in combat.

Sounds pretty good for riot control, though. Especially if it's belt fed.