Worst Acheivements Ever

[Teh_Doomage]

Any achievement that doesn't end in 0 or 5....seriously.....just end it in 0 or 5!

 

[purplegothchick]

The one from Crash of the Titans where you need to kill yourself 9 times. Seriously, it takes ages cos you can't just walk off a cliff and die, you just respawn with a bit of health knocked off! I found the best way to do that was to just run into some lava until he died...Yeah, I have no life.

 

[all the tramps]

naruto borken bond (dont kill me for liking naruto)
the hokage acheivment, reach the top rank online (which takes ages!)- 0gs

 

[I Love The U.S.A]

All of the above really.

"Play a 4 player split-screen race"

Only have two controllers so that's annoying.

But yeah, stupid high scores and the online with thousands, both very shit.

 

[Takoto]

In Blue Dragon theres a 0 gamerscore achievement for fleeing from battle 100 times.
Or something like that.

 

[G1eet]

Achievements that aren't skill involved.

Join a server with 6000 people? How does that prove that you accomplished something?

Joining a server with a Bungie employee. Not that I care about any of the Halo 3 achievements. Oblivion had some of the most straightforward- join this guild, finish the questline, ding.

 

[The Rockerfly]

Killing yourself 5 times in FEAR

0 points ¬¬

Shoot, beat me to it. Anyway, I have to say Enlightened Guitarist on Guitar Hero 3. Get five stars on every song on expert!? Thats impossible for many!

I can top that
Score 750,000 points on a song....0,o WTF? I have completed guitar hero on expert and done most extra hard songs and the most I've ever got is 503,000. Enlightened guitarist is possible through some easier songs but 750,000 is only achievable by nearly full comboing the devil went down to georgia or doing well on though the fire and flames.
I suppose they are real achievements though, they are ridiculously hard but the satisfaction for completing them is immense which is really what an achievement is about. Not just something you can get in 5 seconds.

Another way to get 750k is to do really well on Through the Fire and Flames, there's a DLC song that you can get 750k on, but you pretty much have to 100% it to get that high.

On Battlefield 2:Modern Combat (for the 1st xbox) there's an award for getting 30 kills in a row in a single match using a turret on the back of a jeep. The only possible way for this is to cheat if you ask me. If you've played this game you would know how damn near impossible this is to get.

Oooh whats the song? If it's the fanigans ball pack then I don't think thats possible because it's just not got enough notes in the and if it's the devil went down to georgia, an fc is almost impossible.

It's a german song: "Ernten Was Wir Säen"

Thanks, alot of the "Now thats impressive" forums are very unhelpful. Here have a cookie.

 

[mew4ever23]

Some of those "Once-a-career" moments that eventually become achievements. Extra points if that moment happened for you before it was an achievement.

 

[mrpenguinismyhomeboy]

Zombie Genocide in L4D

My Gawd who is going to get this?!?!

I'm trying to... 10,000 of out 53,595.

The Resi 5 achievements, that you get for beating the chapters. Playing the game shouldn't be an achievement. That's just desperate.

 

[RogueDarkJedi]

The achievements in Yaris were bad. GRAW has some pretty bad ones that are pretty much impossible (unless you rig your console) at this point. Such as: "Host 1000 matches" and stuff like that.

Any game that gives you achievements for having a vision cam = super fail. As does the achievements in Beautiful Katamari (buy DLC, get achievement).

Getting all the awards and killing 10,002 people in Bad Company is a bit annoying.

 

[Psyco Slim]

NFS ProStreet - Gear Strain. Catch the Gear Strain by playing an Online Drag race with an infected player.

so all you have to do is play against someone with the achievement to get it

 

[MooseRyder]

Killing yourself 5 times in FEAR

0 points ¬¬

Shoot, beat me to it. Anyway, I have to say Enlightened Guitarist on Guitar Hero 3. Get five stars on every song on expert!? Thats impossible for many!

I can top that
Score 750,000 points on a song....0,o WTF? I have completed guitar hero on expert and done most extra hard songs and the most I've ever got is 503,000. Enlightened guitarist is possible through some easier songs but 750,000 is only achievable by nearly full comboing the devil went down to georgia or doing well on though the fire and flames.
I suppose they are real achievements though, they are ridiculously hard but the satisfaction for completing them is immense which is really what an achievement is about. Not just something you can get in 5 seconds.

Um..
How the heck would you get 5 stars on TTFAF?!

 

[MooseRyder]

Zombie Genocide in L4D

My Gawd who is going to get this?!?!

I'm trying to... 10,000 of out 53,595.

The Resi 5 achievements, that you get for beating the chapters. Playing the game shouldn't be an achievement. That's just desperate.

Killzone 2 has that..

 

[Samoftherocks]

Get a 5,000,000 point combo in Tony Hawk's Project 8. (that's not a typo, it's a secret achievement. I know one may think I mean 500,000 points, but I mean ten times that many)

I've actually pulled mutli-million point combos in the Airport in TH2. It can be done with jumps and transfers (assuming the scoring is the same as before).

 

[MattyDienhoff]

Any achievement that EVERYONE achieves without even trying in the process of playing the game. Pointless.

 

[hiks89]

if u bout your xbox 360 with no games and played around with the xbox arcade have you got past the first lvl of geometry wars

 

[DinosaurusIRL]

Fall 10 feet (think it was 10 feet) in Left 4 Dead

Also isn't their a million online kills or something in Gears 2?

 

[Furry Gator]

Ninja Gaiden 2

Indomitable Will-5

Chose to Continue 100 times.


why does Microsoft make achievements, with positive points, for being a failure in a game?

 

[Flap Jack452]

The one point achievement in bullet witch for completing the game on the hardest difficulty. One point? That's just cruel...

 

[TUNNEL_SNAKES_RULE]

The Goth make-up achievement in Fable 2 was pretty LAME...