Worst Film EVAR!

[Crazyshak48]

I can't believe no one here has mentioned this turd... I mean, how low in the barrel can you get with this one?

Oh yeah, this image also mentions one of the absolute worst movies ever produced, so much it made me want to gouge my eyes out of my sockets... so it's a double whammy, because "ev'ryone's got AIDS and shit..."

Ladies and gentlemen, the jury rests.

Seriously, I just watched the Nostalgia critic reviews of this and The Room, and I wanted to disembowel myself with a spork afterward. I can't imagine actually watching the actual movies.

 

[TheSentinel]

The Last Continent.

Plot summary: Rock climbing. Rock climbing rock climbing rock climbing rock climbing rock climbing DINOSAURS rock climbing. Did I forget anything?

Rock climbing, Joel.

 

[Icehearted]

Ultraviolet. My friend and I both got our money back before we left the theater.

 

[Canid117]

Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith

God, Anakin was such a ***** in that movie.

He was a whiny ***** in all the prequel movies.

"You're not all powerful"
"Well I should be!"

ZUH?

Also what about Zardoz?
From what I hear the only thing that anyone will ever say after this movie is "What the fuck just happened?"

 

[The_Amazing_G]

You mean a bad Hollywood movie or a bad movie period? 'Cause for the latter I'll just refer you to Youtube.

As for Hollywood movies, Transformers 2. That movie has no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

Yes. I drops about half of the plot immediately and the writing is god-awful and makes no sense. I stopped watching after about 20 minutes.

 

[The_Amazing_G]

Cheerleader Ninjas.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0235280/

I might have won...

Yes. You win. The "giant monster fight" might have been one of the most tortured moments of my life.

" Four perky, clueless cheerleaders from the Happy Valley High Hamsters are mistakenly blamed by the meddling Church Ladies for the invasion of the "Internet smut" into their children's bedrooms. The Church Ladies hire Stephen, a sexually ambiguous teacher from the local Parochial Reform School, to teach the cheerleaders a lesson. But the cheerleaders have more than Stephen to worry about...lurking in the shadows is Mr. X, an evil mastermind who is using the cheerleaders as guinea pigs to test his Internet Zombie Domination software! "

Holy $%$^ Really? REALLY??
I think I just lost my faith in humanity. Here are all the buzzwords:
"perky, clueless cheerleaders"
"meddling Church Ladies"
"Stephen, a sexually ambiguous teacher"
"Mr. X, an evil mastermind"
"Internet Zombie Domination software"

Wait, What? Internet Zombie Domination Software??? What the Crap is that???

 

[SuperTim]

Attack of the killer tomato's, yes that is a REAL movie

 

[The_Amazing_G]

Attack of the killer tomato's, yes that is a REAL movie

Hey I loved that movie! It was really bad but it was hilarious!!

 

[Angelcraft]

i have just watched the film "The Room" and my god was it awful
terible actinig and writing
truly a film that could give batman and robin a run for its money
but what the worst film you have watched?

Shhhhh! If they hear you then they will sue!

Seriously, ThatguywiththeGlasses reviewed the movie and BAM! They were sued out the ASS. You can't see the review anymore, but they still rip on that movie to this day.

The movie shouldn't even have happened. In fact, just mentioning it brings back bad memories that I will have to PURGE from my mind. THank you... THank you for ruining my evening... again...

well im sorry but if it make you feel better you can watch that review on youtube
search the nostalgia critic the room some guy managed to copy it before twas removed

Don't be sorry, I was joking. Just watching the review made me sick to my pancrias. I would prefer to forget that miserable little film.

 

[Exile714]

"Waiting for Guffman"

I hope nobody tries to verify, but I can personally guarantee this is the worst movie ever made.

 

[CobraX]

Most movies that are really bad are so bad that they retain some level of enjoyment. I like to call this the Ed Wood effect.

The movies that I truly hate are the ones that are just boring and pointless, but people seem to love them for some reason. These films include, but are not limited to, Shawshank Redemption, The Godfather Trilogy, Scarface and many others.

These are movies that are just not that great, but for some reason people love them. People look at me funny when I talk about not liking them, like I just told them I enjoy kicking puppies. Through having to defend my position so many times, I have come to truly hate movies like this.

...and anything Michael Bay has ever done.

You don`t like Shawshank or Scarface! Get out. Now.

As for my worst movie I pick the Giant Shark Movies made by the Asylum.

 

[Astoria]

napoleon dynamite, no clue how the fuck it has a 6.9/10 on IMBD. It was a shit movie, I'd rather watch "the batman movie that should not be named"

The batman movie that shall not be named? But yeah I agree with you about Napoleon Dynamite. I couldn't stand it.

 

[Vraeyda]

The Dog Who Saved Christmas.

You can in NO WAY get worse THEN THAT.

 

[WeOwnTheSky]

Eragon. I love the book, so I felt obligated to watch the movie. I hate it. So so much...
Edit: Actually, Christmas With The Kranks. That made me want to jump off a really high...something, and land far below on spikey metal pins dipped in poison and shark entrails.

 

[Vault101]

The day after tomorrow stupid! stupid! stupid! stupid! stupid! stupid!stupid! stupid! stupid! stupid! stupid! stupid! stupid! stupid! stupid! stupid! movie

 

[SuperTim]

Lol i suppose so, but Super mario bro's was pretty bad too, funny in a really bad way

 

[Hashime]

Hamlet, the one with Kate Willette. It was a 4 hour sleep-a-thon based on an excruciatingly long play that has very little cultural relevance today.

 

[eljawa]

Transformers 2 and 2012 sucked

"Waiting for Guffman"

I hope nobody tries to verify, but I can personally guarantee this is the worst movie ever made.

I liked it personally, but I agree it is a huge letdown after seeing how amazing some of their other films are, and it IS very slow, very dry and really kinda hit or miss.

 

[teknoarcanist]

Darkman. Hands down.