Worst first moments awake

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

Every day I've had to wake up to go to work.

 

[WittyInfidel]

I woke up with a clown's hands in my pants. That's, uh, what I did this morning. -William Murderface

 

[Riff Moonraker]

I woke up one morning, rolled out of bed and started to get dressed for school. (I was in 9th grade at the time) Just as I was pulling up my jeans my mother started screaming and freaking out in the other room, yelling at me to get dressed NOW. Turns out my dad was on the way to work, and got hit by a train at a crossing section that had no warning lights or anything. To make matters worse, we got in a traffic jam trying to get to the hospital, and it turns out the traffic jam was because of his train wreck. We had no idea what condition he was in, or anything, and after seeing the wreckage, we didnt think he was alive.

Fortunately, he walked away from it with very minor injuries.

 

[GrizzlerBorno]

my bed collapsing

OH! That happened to my cousin sleeping in an adjacent bed once. I had never laughed so hard moments after being awake before.

OT: My nephew jumped on me from the top of the adjacent cabinet once.

The adorable little piece of shit. X)

 

[OniaPL]

I don't know if this counts, but when I was 15, I once had a high fever. I had this dream about zombie apocalypse, and when I woke up, I didn't realize that it was just a dream, partly thanks to the fever. So when I started to barricade our front door, my parents woke up wondering what the f***s going on.

It didnt last a few seconds, but still.

 

[The Funslinger]

being very, very sick to the point where it warped my mind, I was having a dream and came half awake while still dreaming. I was so dangerously dehydrated I was hallucinating. I managed to get myself downstairs for some unknown motive. Because of my dream/hallucination I genuinely thought I was in a robot apocalypse.

 

[B33J33]

As a kid me and my brother shared a room and love(d) Lego. One night i fell out of the top-bunk on top of a nice spread of Lego..facedown.

25 years later I still cry myself to sleep every now and again...

 

[B33J33]

Oh and the 2nd one was this:

I was riding my bike home from a bar (drunk ass hell) and I fell asleep while riding my bike. When I woke up it was kind of a mess (crooked tire and a lot of bruises).

Ahh good times

 

[GonzoGamer]

Next time that happens, calm down and try floating towards the cieling. Sometimes that means you're having an OBE.

Nah, I don't think it's that. I've read up on sleep paralysis before; its supposed to be that, because when your sleeping your brain paralyses your body to stop you acting out your dreams, sometimes when you wake up your body hasn't come out of this state yet. It's quite scary sometimes though xP

Interesting, every time that's happened to me i was having (about to have) an OBE. It's usually accompanied by the room vibrating strangely so there isn't a complete lack of sensation.
Are you a light sleeper or a heavy sleeper?

 

[Terminate421]

When I wake up I can't make my boner go away. As in, all morning

 

[B33J33]

Last one I can remember:

We had a small earthquake about 10 years ago in the middle of the night. I almost crapped my pants because it felt like somebody was shaking my bed violently (while being home-alone).

 

[higgs20]

I woke up laying across three dining room chairs in someone I didn't know's kitchen, with no idea where I was and no recollection of how I got there. that was a bit of a weird morning.

 

[EHKOS]

How the hell did you get rid of that spider OP?

I have sleep paralysis occasionally. My mom once woke up with her face against the wall and screamed "I'm blind!" I used to fall out of bed constantly when I was like, six. I woke up with puke all over me a few times when I was sick and young, I used to have night terrors too. I have alot of bad dreams....sleep hasn't been good to me

EDIT: Oh yeah and once I had a dream I was licking this chicks nipple and I wake up with the dog licking my mouth.

 

[Zipa]

Woke up on one of those giant stone tombs in graveyards after a night of heavy drinking, it was still dark when it happened and me suddenly sitting up scared this shit out of a couple taking a shortcut through said graveyard.

 

[Livianicen]

Woken up tied up. The person on the other end of this heinous activity thought it would be really sexy. I think I'd be more inclined to agree if said person hadn't fucked off to the store to get milk since "you were sleeping so heavily anyway, I didn't think you'd wake up".

There's me in bed for twenty minutes screaming me lungs out praying to allah they didn't nick the TV. Oh, wonderful times.

 

[Brandon237]

Waking up in a cold sweat after a chilling and realistic nightmare in which I honestly believed that myself and everyone I loved was going to die...

Also waking on a Monday with serious flu, and it was an exam day at that...

 

[Anaklusmos]

I woke up, and someone (later turned out to be my brother) was standing over me wearing scrubs and plastic gloves covered in red stuff (red dye) and when he saw me awake he screamed 'Oh my god hes awake, hes awake and we've only just opened up his chest!' I freaked out and fell out of bed screaming. First and last time my parents went on holiday letting him be my guardian...

 

[Skuffyshootster]

he had got a big tub of ice cream for us to share.

Is that what you kids are calling it these days?

Ahem, anyway, waking up after having an amazing dream, and then the moment of realization that it never happened.

Worst feeling ever, but I'm still young.

 

[Hallow'sEve]

That I'm awake again